Darth Crooks

This is Newcastle United you're talking about. We're much more likely to end up with Donald Trump as owner, we'll be playing next season in a Trump-branded stadium, the players will probably be wearing a gold lamé and velour combo kit. It's gonna be great.

Looks like Thatcher if she stuck her head in a beehive.

Aye there's no escaping that.

Great game for the wife to buy mystery tickets for the panto.

You stay there a lot?

What's so funny? Ian's place is very dusty. It's a disgrace, come to mention it.

Like every city. Shite bits and posh bits. I come from a respectable part of a shite bit [emoji23]. Fair play to Cov like. It needed this, as does Sunderland.

There's been two or three weak attempts at puns and they haven't taken off so far. God willing it stays that way. Needless pun jab.

Hope they have a successful chaat

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There's always a lot of stock put in roaring your team to success/survival and there's obviously something in home/away advantage psychologically but imo it's only any good as part of a system - in which in the case of NUFC the other components of positive ethos, direction, personnel and investment have mitigated the support entirely. It's over-romanticism I'm afraid. Still, you'd sooner be nowhere this train of thought wouldn't you?

pisstake surely? poor taste too.

Partly because I'm already married.

Imagine dating one of his daughters and she takes you home to meet the parents....youd be more impressed and swoon over daddy than her Used to work with someone who did, and he wasn't a football fan in the slightest. Said it was weird sitting at the dinner table with him though. I'd be absolutely bricking it.

The goldblum bit took some topping

What nufc fans wouldn't give to win a trophy for jonjo to stick his marble smooth knackers in.

PL exposure worldwide is pretty much the ultimate.

I'd take Lynda block in lieu of Amanda like.

judging his progress against having more than one game as manager i guess

Get in. About time they bit back.

Aye but he ziplined with paper union jacks so he's a true patriot n that.

I'm predict immediate failure. He can't keep this up. They might stay up bought he's a massive fluke.