Darth Crooks

Book wankers

Pulis' fault mate...I mean probs is to a large extent but he's fucking useless anyway like water on a chip pan fire.

Cushtee cockney bantz.

Can't Reveal Good one never thought of that Fuck me - am I invisible? No and no you're not.

Huddersfield are Hey Arnold

Colback won't move 10 miles clear of the Metrocentre if his last carry on was true.

I don't want anybody else, when I think about you, Jamal lascelles

Can't avail = Can't Help Hidden message. It's off. Or is it 'Can't help myself, I must have this club!' It predicts one of those two outcomes.

If true tho:

Awful post like. A tiny sprinkle of common sense over a large bowl of bollocks.

He’s spot on though, the FA need to grow some balls and protect the players against Sky. But yes, shut it penis breath pardew. I think his gripe is that West Ham have had a full week to prepare, as they’ve not played since Boxing Day. Which is a bit of an advantage when WBA only played 2 days ago, to be fair Aye, but West Ham have an obvious advantage ahead of their game with his team - which is his issue and to be fair, it’s true. If we were playing Stoke yesterday and we had a game 48 hours before and Stoke hadn’t played in a week, we’d all be moaning too. *Disclaimer* Pardew is still a prick and always will be and this is no way in any defence of his. Always two there are. A master and an apprentice.

This is not the thread for balanced discussion of this man. Form another thread if you must and chat through your love of the man in your own death-eater coven like Ian W of old.

I know those questions are rhetorical but the simplest response is accepting the universal truth that he's a weapons grade penis

He was pretty classy at his pomp, shite final ball. Good close control. A beast with Enrique in that Championship season. Not enough goals, probably bulked up too much but plenty of endeavor and his heart was completely in the cause. On of the last true moments of surging pride for me was that goal and reaction. In such a cynical age and the shite surrounding the club at the time it was a proper 'get in' moment.

Fucking love Jonas me.

Charlton. I had to drive back to the midlands. Dat travel safety.

Everybody's doing a brand-new dance, now (Come on baby, do the Choupo-Moting)

the others can't score anyway so it's worth a punt imo.

Did the stoke end thing before. Got away with things because of my west midland accent, my pal from Scotswood - not so much. Lost n all.

'QUAIIID...'

Got it recorded?

Every game is the same. It's what we do, surrender possession so we can try and not get beat. Funny that, we beat West Ham just the other week with 35% possession whilst apparently 'trying not to get beat' That's what we do. We go out to not get beat and if we score then brilliant. We never go out to try and take it to a team. I will never warm to this kind of football like, always detested the "not get beat" style. Just takes any kind of enjoyment out of the game of football. Completely agree and this approach is down to no one else but the manager to me......But again the untouchable one can not be questioned by anyone for fear of them being labeled an idiot You don't help yourself like

Looked a softy tbh

Kin ell karl

Open up your head and feel the shell shock.