Darth Crooks

Just imagine the Colbacks you could buy for that.

You may be right.

Would explain why his wife won't let him see his son.

He's a moron but I love Micky Quinn

Fuck that. Wanna see me some D. Edit: I realise my last two posts are unintentionally cock obsessed.

Bet they are both hung like a Mammoth's face n all.

Hithere was alright.

It's clearly spoof right?

The whole Cantervale thing and this are coincidence then eh? Don't even know what either of them mean.

Is that good or bad? Come on. Must be someone on here who could give layman terms for that. Makes more sense than this Tarka-the-otter-ass shit that's gone on before in here.

I'm this close >< to calling Rentokil.

Book wankers

Pulis' fault mate...I mean probs is to a large extent but he's fucking useless anyway like water on a chip pan fire.

Cushtee cockney bantz.

Can't Reveal Good one never thought of that Fuck me - am I invisible? No and no you're not.

Huddersfield are Hey Arnold

Colback won't move 10 miles clear of the Metrocentre if his last carry on was true.

I don't want anybody else, when I think about you, Jamal lascelles

Can't avail = Can't Help Hidden message. It's off. Or is it 'Can't help myself, I must have this club!' It predicts one of those two outcomes.

If true tho:

Awful post like. A tiny sprinkle of common sense over a large bowl of bollocks.

He’s spot on though, the FA need to grow some balls and protect the players against Sky. But yes, shut it penis breath pardew. I think his gripe is that West Ham have had a full week to prepare, as they’ve not played since Boxing Day. Which is a bit of an advantage when WBA only played 2 days ago, to be fair Aye, but West Ham have an obvious advantage ahead of their game with his team - which is his issue and to be fair, it’s true. If we were playing Stoke yesterday and we had a game 48 hours before and Stoke hadn’t played in a week, we’d all be moaning too. *Disclaimer* Pardew is still a prick and always will be and this is no way in any defence of his. Always two there are. A master and an apprentice.

This is not the thread for balanced discussion of this man. Form another thread if you must and chat through your love of the man in your own death-eater coven like Ian W of old.