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I know those questions are rhetorical but the simplest response is accepting the universal truth that he's a weapons grade penis
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He was pretty classy at his pomp, shite final ball. Good close control. A beast with Enrique in that Championship season. Not enough goals, probably bulked up too much but plenty of endeavor and his heart was completely in the cause. On of the last true moments of surging pride for me was that goal and reaction. In such a cynical age and the shite surrounding the club at the time it was a proper 'get in' moment.
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Fucking love Jonas me.
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Charlton. I had to drive back to the midlands. Dat travel safety.
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Stoke City vs Newcastle United - 1/1/18, 3pm KO.
Darth Crooks replied to WarrenBartonCentrePartin's topic in Football
Everybody's doing a brand-new dance, now (Come on baby, do the Choupo-Moting) -
Stoke City vs Newcastle United - 1/1/18, 3pm KO.
Darth Crooks replied to WarrenBartonCentrePartin's topic in Football
the others can't score anyway so it's worth a punt imo. -
Stoke City vs Newcastle United - 1/1/18, 3pm KO.
Darth Crooks replied to WarrenBartonCentrePartin's topic in Football
Did the stoke end thing before. Got away with things because of my west midland accent, my pal from Scotswood - not so much. Lost n all. -
'QUAIIID...'
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Newcastle United 0 - 0 Brighton - 30/12/17 - Post-wank discussion from pg 17
Darth Crooks replied to Dave's topic in Football
Got it recorded? -
Newcastle United 0 - 0 Brighton - 30/12/17 - Post-wank discussion from pg 17
Darth Crooks replied to Dave's topic in Football
Every game is the same. It's what we do, surrender possession so we can try and not get beat. Funny that, we beat West Ham just the other week with 35% possession whilst apparently 'trying not to get beat' That's what we do. We go out to not get beat and if we score then brilliant. We never go out to try and take it to a team. I will never warm to this kind of football like, always detested the "not get beat" style. Just takes any kind of enjoyment out of the game of football. Completely agree and this approach is down to no one else but the manager to me......But again the untouchable one can not be questioned by anyone for fear of them being labeled an idiot You don't help yourself like -
Newcastle United 0 - 0 Brighton - 30/12/17 - Post-wank discussion from pg 17
Darth Crooks replied to Dave's topic in Football
Looked a softy tbh -
Newcastle United 0 - 0 Brighton - 30/12/17 - Post-wank discussion from pg 17
Darth Crooks replied to Dave's topic in Football
Kin ell karl -
Newcastle United 0 - 0 Brighton - 30/12/17 - Post-wank discussion from pg 17
Darth Crooks replied to Dave's topic in Football
Open up your head and feel the shell shock. -
Newcastle United 0 - 0 Brighton - 30/12/17 - Post-wank discussion from pg 17
Darth Crooks replied to Dave's topic in Football
Who just did the solid snake scream? -
It's always the same, perfectly adequate athletically and defensively. Fucks everything going forward.