Darth Crooks

In the premier league ? I'd back against you, I'd put a bet on you being killed after the first 50/50.

This Zimbabwe takeover puts into perspective how quickly these things can be done.

Sell up you cun and let us be better.

Abbot uncalled for

Kinky sod.

What's a header vagina?

Perhaps by using the word 'black' she's making a nuanced comment about the macabre choice of subject matter and the filmaker's motivations, given the wondrous things in life they could be filming.

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Really appreciated this cautionary tale.

I've seen this said a few times, what the craic? Is it because we'd always wait until international breaks to announce bad news, or something? Partly that, partly said in jest because people have fuck all to talk about for a fortnight

Great reading this. Who heard a boo(s) in a crowd of 50 odd thousand people. Riveted to see the definitive answer to this.

International break bitches...watch dat ticker.

People that team that wins mantra wrong all the time like, the banner said 'team that wins, club that tries'. There's a reason for that subtle difference and it has fuck all actually to do with the playing squad. Sorry. Sick of seeing it misquoted.

I want his sweet cured Spanish sausage inside me.

Heard he's stocking 70% off razor blades for Jan if that's an indicator for anyone.

It would be an honour

After he wouldn't move on after being told he wasn't needed as well? I feel like there's a very good reason for his exclusion but also he's so profoundly shit that I don't much care how valid it is as long as he's gone. I think that's what pissed Rafa off tbh. Colback had a move lined up for him but chose to sit on his contract and put his feet up instead. Absolutely no professional pride the little cunt. It's definitely this. He's wasting everyone's time including his own, which will be in Rafa's thinking as he knows that Jack isn't good enough and doesn't buy into 'fight for your place' rhetoric. He was told he wasn't wanted and seems to have ignored it. It's not great way to treat someone but I get the impression that he knew what the stakes were and has chosen to be belligerent.

There's been 3 people lifted off there for noncing in the last few years. One of the arrests was recorded by that Dark Justice group. I won't post his username in case it gets me into bother. Well the one I know of, his username is is real name and his avatar is his real photo, so he's not the brightest of chaps. Was a nonce on here a while back, wasn't there? Really? Was it that kid who looks like a Nintendo avatar? Figures. It wasn't Figures - he's just gay.

Think F.A.S.T

NO NEWS?!

Is that the best that they achieved in terms of being title "challengers"? If you believe that's close enough, then you must be easily impressed. (You're also very tedious, annoying and should try and take the online world a little bit less seriously.) I could have sworn I was answering to you saying that they were never close to Leicester, like. What with that being what you actually said and all that. Thanks for your online feedback Dinho Lad from the internet. I'm definitely going to take your advice on board and try to be a better man. Really, tit? - "they were never really that close to them." You're a tit, Kid. Fact. Fuck off and stop wasting my time. And you should definitely take my advice. Hahahahahaha.

Try Imodium

Err...

Harvey Weinstein has ruled himself out.