Darth Crooks

Big kid who really really wants it. Shame he's duped people by cover of charity. So long as he's had his fun well all look like tits who'll pin charity on a point scoring exercise.

In Sheffield for the half marathon whilst this is on pity in knacked for a ticket.

Yep. Regrettably I dragged myself into it on FB along with BG. Seems driven by one bloke who wants a banner. Got himself in the chron. Well done him.

There's always an element of tit for tat going to go on with sections of the support. I'd just rather they didn't pretend it was altruism.

Hey, it's my birthday the day after! What are the chances? About 1 in 365, iirc. 1 in 133,225 isn't it? 1 in 365 for each of their birthdays to fall on any one day and 1 in (365 x 365) for them to be consecutive. No we are talking about the chances that having stated a birthday of X that Ian W has a birthday of X+1. The estimated probability is 1/365 however the exact probability can not be known without knowing the distribution of birthdays amongst the worlds populace.

I'd not argue too much with that. I think Murphy's cameo performances have been notable. Funny business in a team game this.

Best penalty taker of all time.

God hates flags

He likely types with his mouth shut tbf.

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Can we stop reinforcing the image of Peter Beardsley licking arseholes? I've just had a lovely Pret muffin I'd like to keep down.

He doesn't even speak Spanish.

I'd pose for a selfie, asking to put both our arms in the air and after 3 shout 'I'm a cunt!' in a loud high pitch really quickly and run off.

Looks like a victim of Joker toxin.

In light of his Heat reference:

No one raising the the pacino/de niro comparision?! Top 6? Humility to see your strengths are sometimes your weakness? Speaking spanish? Fuck me. We're through the looking glass now.

Yep. We are ambitionless. http://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/scalefit_630_noupscale/5756cf801200005b0289598a.gif

I am black by popular demand

Turn him into a sofa.

De Jong talk ffs. Him and Candy's dog.

It's fair enough in some senses. The fulham result was indeed poor. I didn't see or hear anything as I'm travelling with work but there seems to be this mood pervading everything that happens at the minute. Can't put my finger on it.

Did people think we were going to kick on an blitz teams after Brighton like? It's boring sure but that'll happen. Don't like to generalise but seems people have a hard time with being just non-plussed about a result like this.