Darth Crooks

Focusing on the less meaningful words there. Carragher especially is a prissy wanker, Petulant.

Get the check book out and cash-a-blank-un. So close...

Like how it says Ashley twice just in case it's not clear.

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Signed a document. 3.5 Euros paid to Palermo. 5 years. Fuck knows what domani means.

It's blue for a start

It's because the internet seems to elicit them.

Thank god we're not in it.

It'll make a massive difference to our build up play and ability to press imo. Sideways passing and lumping the ball forward is too frequent and I foresee out possession looking very favourable.

It's a grim crowd at SJP these days. They'd rather see a James Perchv type than a Hatem Ben Arfa. Not quite sure where it all went wrong. Pardew has drummed in this shape and defensive aspect and also some people genuinely would rather see a crunching tackle than a piece of actual skill. You can get that in Sunday League.

Just missing the Hatem Ben in front of his sneezy name then?

Just came to post that. He's so unrelentingly insufferable despite his near consistent humblings. My rage will never die I very much doubt he actually has improved under Pards, but even if he has, it's just such a fucking Pardew thing to say, to try and take credit for something which is probably bullshit. No cunt but him would word it like that. Also, did you hear the way he kept calling him "Wilf"? Sounded fucking desperate to be one of the lads Remember when he thanked himself for having fuck all input on transfers?

Have to hand it to him, his one outstanding achievement is managing to sustain being such a relentless bellend. Must be tiring but he perseveres.

Clearly made of stickle bricks and will never play then.

Atsu way ah ha ah ha I like it.

Who's pep pardiola?

Not wrong like. Quite right. Bloke doesn't belong at the elite level, just like we didn't for having him and since.

I did the other day, it didn't go that well tbh. https://www.holmesdale.net/page.php?id=106&tid=162025&page=34#post_3045022 So they basically just insulted you and banged on how we have had 3 managers since Pardew (whatever that is meant to prove?). Can none of them just acknowledge that we were right all along about him and they were wrong? Fuck em. I hope he wins a few games and ends up torturing them with relegation battles for a few years like he did here. They can wallow in it for all I care. Judging by their comments they appear perfectly happy to bury their heads in the sand and be Proper Football Fans like a fair sized section of our support were. Fuck them, better they drop this season but deliciously, such as hitting the 30 point mark by March (so he doesn't get sacked) then entering a Pardew run of death being relegated on the last day. I know they're not giants but I'm amazed they have such low expectations tbh. They are fairly well established in the premier league and Pardew is doing his best to undo that. Yet he's their man to a lot of them. Always descends into superfandom before long in any debate regarding unrest, protest.

Fucking Ian thinking he can add an 'I' in his name and get away with it. Pathetic.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view8/4739334/handsome-squidward-o.gif Tribute to the Oberspin he did in the Europa

Godspeed, Mekon

Wor Aschraf came from Italy, Lazaar, Lazaar From Casablanca by the sea Lazaar, Lazaar Swapped the pink for black and white Better than the current shite Wey, he's Aschcraf Lazaar Thank fuck he's not Dummett