Darth Crooks

Looked fairly involved based on highlights. Man, this is shit.

It's all that's ever been fucking needed and it feels great. Not beating your head against the wall listening to morons talk utter shit.

Bye jack

Palace should be aiming higher. They are more established than ever. Mystifies me why clubs are so happy to 'know their place.' Look at Sunderland ffs.

That's poor link up poor. http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/46959000/jpg/_46959900_motd_rafa_still2.jpg

God bless Gallowgate Ender mind on there. I wouldn't go on personally but the minute he says anything it's the straw man how have Newcastle done since? Or you hounded him out - despite being justified. The media stereotype of high expectations peddled by the man himself is well entrenched. I don't think you'll find a sane Newcastle fan who thinks on merit that aren't aren't where we deserve to be. Besides, I am obsessed with hating the likes of Pardew - he's bad for the game and his appointment in the top flight flies against any idea of a meritocracy and he's everything wrong with a fraternal boys club in the English game.

Wasting time on someone else's progress with an aging crock. I've no doubt he'd improve things if fit but he never is. He's like a classic car that won't start and your dads been fixing up for years - has appeal but ultimately you'll never see the fruits of it.

I'm quite shocked tbh

So much for the CL if he ends up there. Still, I suppose we should give him some credit for not doing a Townsend and joining a king size shit to float in a toilet of a stadium. Everton have the right setup (Martinez nonsense) aside to make top 6 gains as any. Given our conduct in recent seasons its a definite step up. I don't really care, I never had anything against Sissoko like many on here, as long as we get the right fee I'm cool with it. Good deal for everyone IMO and if it doesn't happen that doesn't bother me either. He's still one of our best players and until we've got a suitable replacement we are better off with him here. Agreed. I can see people seeing it as a sideways step though - wrongly imo.

Have faith in Charnley he always delivers ...the teas on time

Have some faith man. You just need to persist with some players.

So much for the CL if he ends up there. Still, I suppose we should give him some credit for not doing a Townsend and joining a king size shit to float in a toilet of a stadium. Everton have the right setup (Martinez nonsense) aside to make top 6 gains as any. Given our conduct in recent seasons its a definite step up.

The key difference is you won't find Rafa blaming DNA,not being a Geordie or having some Walter Mitty, Nero fiddles dreamland going on and he'll accept criticism due provided its constructive. That's what will make the difference - he can actually identify where it goes wrong and with time address it.

Everton'll be decent this year like. He's lost the plot here due to a multitude of factors including his own flaws but he'll do a job somewhere like that.

In bibnitez we trust.

Don't really have anything against Palace despite their fans going on like a bunch of melts but they are just another bunch being duped by this idiots hype. Best thing that could happen is that he gets sacked after an abysmal run and headbutts/dismembers someone in the process. Banished to the conference forever.

Err... https://www.holmesdale.net/page.php?id=106&tid=162025&page=22

Dat set penis

Heard he's an MA in Fraud. PhD in Cuntanomics

Yeah, if he had a machete or a hand grenade on his person, a tazer seems fairly harmless in that context. Well the point stands. There's a justification for having them despite the risks to health. By the sounds of things its sounds like a bit of an overreaction.

Fucking hell. If Pardew was an academic paper he'd be fucked over for mass plagiarism.

No doubt about it, but you have to question the use of tazers as a method of restraint if it can end up killing someone. I wonder if it had something to do with any substance he might have been on reacting to the shock? What's the alternative though? When you get two officers getting blown away by some cunt with a grenade a few years back it increases the need for escalation. You had the situation in Leytonstone last December - 4 streets from my house where that bloke carved 3 people up and then got tazered and rightly so. You have to moderate in what situations they are used and christ knows what happened here. It's the best alternative to mass shootouts though unfortunately.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gunther_von_Hagens

I think there are too many syllables as it is.