Darth Crooks

Broken legs smacks of the 'old ways' of doing business unfortunately.

We bought Williamson. Ugh.

We'll just have to Judge the team after 10 games instead I guess

Championship reality check innit?

Gulity

Fun Fact: His name is an anagram of Anal Judge

Aye, the jury's out on this one. Secret to these puns are all in the execution http://67.media.tumblr.com/911a2e720bb128fac95c2ad0bf0fe6c7/tumblr_inline_np53r1HuBB1t749xu_500.gif Not a real judge http://i.makeagif.com/media/9-18-2014/VE2IXT.gif

Aye, the jury's out on this one. Secret to these puns are all in the execution http://67.media.tumblr.com/911a2e720bb128fac95c2ad0bf0fe6c7/tumblr_inline_np53r1HuBB1t749xu_500.gif

De Jong replacement

Signings like this fill me with Dredd

It's all academic. Anyway you look at it it's been a complete waste of time for all parties.

Winner In all serious, a chant mimicking the bass riff with 'another one for bas dost' would be mint.

You're simply Das Bost Better than all the rost (?!)

They've really got it pride of place like. Looks like one you can buy though.

This on't wireless?

Lazy bastard cant be arsed to hold a shirt up properly. Bullet dodged imo.

Has to be his chant if he comes. Works even dropping 'the' I want that bas, bas, bas, bas I want that dutchie bas - bas dost

On the subject, John Carew's penalty fell back to Earth last week - somewhere in the mid-atlantic.

First game the missus came to. Not been since

His niece works for sky so he gives them a lot of soundbytes/access to players/for interviews etc. Their higher-ups are very clear about not criticising him. Really ? So pundits go against what they believe because of that (if they really think he's rubbish of course). That's just ridiculous if true. Any of them who give them access and stories get an easy ride. Note the lack of criticism for Allardyce, for example. Their production team is full of family members/friends of players/managers/ex-players. You are told in production meetings who can't be criticised/about whom criticism cannot be aired. They don't mind letting people question Wenger on air because, amongst other reasons, they think he never does anything for them above the bare contractual minimum. It's the same across so many of their departments - there are children of former England Cricket players in the Cricket production team, for example, because in return daddy tells the ECB to grant them first-rate access and first option on everything. It's a really despicable organisation to be frank. What a joke, void all integrity if that's legit. I don't doubt you either if i'm honest, it explains a lot in regard to Hippo head and Pardew. Makes sense why foreigners get so much stick. No nieces when your from Argentina.

Apart from the setting up a team bit, he reads a book and thinks I can do that but better and then just tinkers like fuck because he feels he has to and then when the superfluous ideas fizzle out you're just left with back to basics shite.

It's as if Arthur Atkinson made an account.

Alreet Gareth Gates

Who Ye got dair who's gonna run, chase, Harry?

Get back to oblivion after 6 completely underserved years in the big time you loathsome pondlife.