Darth Crooks

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Tbh I do not hold that strong a view but he's marked his ledger being such a mouthpiece. I can live with him not being on one of these flags.

Concur can get fucked

One of many reports of this type I've erdagan. Load of instant bull imo.

If they were singing that then you've piss poor support yourself. Same for our morons.

Astu eh? Aha aha. I like it.

Mow Charnleys grass.

It fits the syllables though. Arsenal fans used to sing it for cesc fabregas.

Gan bin mortal in the boozer.

In that case, he's gone up a point/or down in my wanker league table.

Definitely this.

Wew Kung pow memes. Next level shit here.

Focusing on the less meaningful words there. Carragher especially is a prissy wanker, Petulant.

Get the check book out and cash-a-blank-un. So close...

Like how it says Ashley twice just in case it's not clear.

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Signed a document. 3.5 Euros paid to Palermo. 5 years. Fuck knows what domani means.

It's blue for a start

It's because the internet seems to elicit them.

Thank god we're not in it.

It'll make a massive difference to our build up play and ability to press imo. Sideways passing and lumping the ball forward is too frequent and I foresee out possession looking very favourable.

It's a grim crowd at SJP these days. They'd rather see a James Perchv type than a Hatem Ben Arfa. Not quite sure where it all went wrong. Pardew has drummed in this shape and defensive aspect and also some people genuinely would rather see a crunching tackle than a piece of actual skill. You can get that in Sunday League.

Just missing the Hatem Ben in front of his sneezy name then?

Just came to post that. He's so unrelentingly insufferable despite his near consistent humblings. My rage will never die I very much doubt he actually has improved under Pards, but even if he has, it's just such a fucking Pardew thing to say, to try and take credit for something which is probably bullshit. No cunt but him would word it like that. Also, did you hear the way he kept calling him "Wilf"? Sounded fucking desperate to be one of the lads Remember when he thanked himself for having fuck all input on transfers?