Darth Crooks

Holy shit.

Derek will soon set that straight.

My worry coming from the leagues mentioned and based on how the likes of saivet has looked thus far is that he's going to spend a good while getting battered about. Early days for them both, granted.

Might as well ask my bollocks for their input over those knackers on Sunday supplement

That would be worrying.

Who really gives a shite anymore? We go down, fat cunt looses money. We stay up, we debate about how underwhelming we are. May as well suck our own cock and call it hagen daz. http://i.imgur.com/nzHns.gif

He wasn't really given a chance but he didn't look particularly good either. The Leicester game springs to mind. He was just laboured and couldn't really get at a man. The whole team were shite like.

Seydou, say oui. Say it Doumbia...

Ah, just read the rest of the thread. I'd not want be near carver anyway. Enough to put you off lasagne for life.

Not exactly surprising is it?

Charnley is the real breakdown IMO. A walking spreadsheet.

The hole in my arse remains at least.

Done - glowing stuff

TV money innit?

'Just in'

Bit of wishful thinking in here. I think it's the sort of thing they are aiming to do in terms of ensuring quality in their squad.

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You do yourself no favours.

That doesn't even make sense. It's difficult to create velocity if a team has core members changed mid-sprint or even mid project. What's difficult to understand? A lot. I quite like you and think the shit you get here is a little unnecessary but you don't half word things that open you up to being called a textbook bellend.

Because they're a local team who also want a game? Yeah but they must surely think hang on as a bit of PR were on iffy footing. Doesn't really bother me but I get why it would to some. Will not have done good will many favours.

Why have it against Sunderland if you want to make it no big deal?

100%

Obviously tongue in cheek but there'll be loads now who'll have that opinion for real, not being able to grasp that 8 years of chronic under investment has forced his hand and he'll now be sh*tting himself over the possibility of missing out on next seasons TV bonanza. Unfortunately for him, even if we do sign a striker, the manager he appointed to get the results needed clearly isn't capable of doing so. While I'm sure he is very worried about relegation, we spent £50m+ in the summer too when he could have sat back and seen how things went. I don't think we're spending because of the threat of relegation, I think we always planned to spend the money the club has generated, as we have in all the previous seasons where we didn't sell anyone at £20m+ profit. I think the players we're buying are a more telling change in policy in that we're buying Premier league experience I don't think we would have done if we were higher up the table. A bit of a case when your wages are shit so you get the groceries at lidl n Aldi, then after you get yourself sorted and a pay rise/bonus you can start shopping at morrisons again Preach.

Not against him as a signing. It's just as always mediocre given the haggling and you just know how reluctant we've been to pay it. The whole month is a panic buy.

Mitro would be dropped