Darth Crooks

What are you on about? We used to have red numbers. Way way back, for a short time and it looked shit then.

Objectively, it's deeply saddening that his poisonous grasp transcends far beyond football

Lascelles partial to a bit o' da 'erb?

Dogshit.

People will buy whatever the players wear, sadly.

Our average height must be like 5' 10" - with the exception of Colback, the mountain that hides.

We hardly did our point of view any favours last week.

Amazing how the tidy types get a free pass.

Was winjaldum awarded that?

Despite believing he's largely shite; I do believe he has the capacity to learn from errors more than others in the recent past.

Well. Not sure what to do or think.

Apart from the actual goal

Piss poor decision

It was a push

Colback has really annoyed me with that needless challenge. He won't get pulled off and it's a big risk

Debateable. Dummett is getting rinsed again.

It'll show that his dogshit business ethics don't work in this field and the fat cunt can it some 100% fact humble pie.

Charnley looks a bigger idiot every week.

Peter Andre probably

Chill. He'll get Sussed. It's the pride before the fall as ever.

He was higher up at the time mind.

You don't need a separate motivational speaker man. Load of horseshit.

Aye Jack. It's because it's a big club.

Twatful indeed

No coincidence that Geordies like Dummett are trotted out to do the talking after games.