Darth Crooks

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Jungle drums. Idiot.

Depressingly this, if Pardew wasn't lured away deus ex machina, he'd still be here.

He use the chewbacca defense.

'£20 and a Fred the red bedspread and you've got yourself an ayoze'

I'm no counsel but that wouldn't be my advice.

Id be happy with that. I mean tiote is balls and Anita less than ideal but you need two up top.

When he got botted?

Setve stahp

Well, I think he's less likely to see worth in the hassle of NUFC in the championship. Don't really 'want' it to happen but if these practices keep up, we'll be relegated anyway. So he needs to buck his ideas up or fuck off.

Hope he dyed is hair black to do it.

This argument is bullshit quite honestly. Last time we had a core group of players who cared and a manager who could motivate them, the present squad and manager are the complete opposite. The better players would leave, not that we have many good ones and the rest of the dross currently pulling on the shirt don't give a fuck and are crap anyhow. We could go down for a while, good, he might sell up. It would be worth finding out. Absolute bollocks. The same arguments were made last time, then we went down and it was apparent the league was pony. And it's very hard to abide comments like 'we could go down for a while, good'. Lunacy. There is a certain humour in seeing those who only follow Newcastle as a result of the widespread appeal of the 'BPL Brand' suddenly advocating us dropping like a stone into the depths of English football. Each to their own. This argument is bullshit quite honestly. Last time we had a core group of players who cared and a manager who could motivate them, the present squad and manager are the complete opposite. The better players would leave, not that we have many good ones and the rest of the dross currently pulling on the shirt don't give a fuck and are crap anyhow. We could go down for a while, good, he might sell up. It would be worth finding out. Absolute bollocks. The same arguments were made last time, then we went down and it was apparent the league was pony. And it's very hard to abide comments like 'we could go down for a while, good'. Lunacy. There is a certain humour in seeing those who only follow Newcastle as a result of the widespread appeal of the 'BPL Brand' suddenly advocating us dropping like a stone into the depths of English football. Each to their own. Nice thinly veiled way of saying you're not from the area. We have no idea what the precedent is in lower leagues based on only the one season. The only precedent set only leads to the sole conclusion that on balance we probably don't warrant being in the premier league - whether you believe that's due to Ashley or not.

You'll not see good players at Newcastle and if they are they'll be squandered and sold. That's the setup.

Probs upset because he's sat next to your lass making what appear to be balloon animals.

These injuries man. This must be the well done at the end of our training sessions.

If it was there long enough then yes. Pretty shit state of affairs.

I hate fence sitters.

The bloke is a fat mess with the agility and shot stopping skills of the Venus de milo.

Yep it would be financially awful but again I'll go mad if I hear another fans forum that bleats on about financial stability.

The arrogance of a Liverpool fan to come in and say you can't pair one aspect of one manager to our manager and then lay it down to trophies. Do you brand shearer a failure as a premier league striker? Giggs a failure at international level. Drop the objective act and piss off if think our comparison of aspects of managers character is such a heretical deed. He's been at Liverpool 5 mins and like as not you'd have been bleating similar when dalglish rocked up second time round. You do your lot no favours.

I don't want us to like but in the same breath I don't buy into this prem be all and end all either. There's nothing to be proud if as it is.

Comets the hour cometh the 'ffran

It would certainly help break this narrative that Ashley is some kind of saviour.

Abivalent. It'd be disappointing but then hasn't it all? I'm well versed.

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