Darth Crooks

Probs upset because he's sat next to your lass making what appear to be balloon animals.

These injuries man. This must be the well done at the end of our training sessions.

If it was there long enough then yes. Pretty shit state of affairs.

I hate fence sitters.

The bloke is a fat mess with the agility and shot stopping skills of the Venus de milo.

Yep it would be financially awful but again I'll go mad if I hear another fans forum that bleats on about financial stability.

The arrogance of a Liverpool fan to come in and say you can't pair one aspect of one manager to our manager and then lay it down to trophies. Do you brand shearer a failure as a premier league striker? Giggs a failure at international level. Drop the objective act and piss off if think our comparison of aspects of managers character is such a heretical deed. He's been at Liverpool 5 mins and like as not you'd have been bleating similar when dalglish rocked up second time round. You do your lot no favours.

I don't want us to like but in the same breath I don't buy into this prem be all and end all either. There's nothing to be proud if as it is.

Comets the hour cometh the 'ffran

It would certainly help break this narrative that Ashley is some kind of saviour.

Abivalent. It'd be disappointing but then hasn't it all? I'm well versed.

Gouffkeeper

Shit a windmill. Blob or son of blob. Great.

Obscene.

He'll pull the ol' good Klopp/bad klopp routine.

Was this translated from Spanish?

I'd go but I'm stapling my scrot to the wall that day.

Some loon on fb has just called him one-dimensional and not good enough for us right here and now. Wibble.

sick of these jobs for the boys incompetent arseholes getting free passes for failure and then being given the platform to slout the offensive, ignorant shit. Boil your lasagne head you useless cunt.

This. He wasn't in the lower leagues for ages for nowt.

'I used to be a RB like you but then I took a stiffness in the knee'

Coming home to roost.

Have him in a shot

Then second half they were Tehran us a new arsehole.

McClaren is on the board now is he not? I think he has to take some responsibility especially as he was happy enough to endorse giving Colo a new contract. If a manager can't keep a player he thinks is important then he's not really a manager. Yeah I'm sure he does, even if it's only symbolic. I just mean that the club wanted to shift Abeid for ages, and McClaren probably didn't have much time to form an opinion on him. Unless he'd said 'stop all sales until January', which in a normal club might have happened. I wish I could understand why the club were so desperate to shift Abeid then. How much did we get for him, 500k or something wasn't it? Yeah I can see why they were so desperate to rake in the cash there like. It's not even as if he's that good a player, but at least you know he would get stuck in for 90 mins and he had the added bonus of not being a 5ft midget. I firmly believe it's part of the current political climate to demonize and get rid of all those of an Arab descent: Ben Arfa, Abeid, Ryan Taylor. SyRyan Taylor I believe