Darth Crooks

Did a great job at Newcastle

You's all fucking mental.

I dunno to what extent Sheik Mansour 'communicates' with the fans.

I've never complained about that tbh. Like many others who see their PR for what is is no doubt. Speak with actions.

Don't understand the clammer for communication at all. It's pretty much worthless given their actions.

Like they aren't smokin man

Would be up against a Stoke CM pair of Glenn Whelan and Charlie Adam though, not exactly a couple of speed merchants! Well quite though I don't expect him to be the vast improvement we need. He's like someone just said, more of a berbatov type.

He's very intelligent and more positive but he's woefully slow. Makes colback look like speedy Gonzalez

Don't even think a fit de Jong has the legs personally. Need pace in midfield desperately.

Tiote doesn't get bypassed as easily like; still bilge.

I don't like him at all but this is not good news

Cameron and platini

Arise sir Solomon Campbell

Good stuff.

You can't wash your hands of this, W.

No way on gods earth was that a reference to that

Very unlucky today. Though by context of recent years and league position; lack of luck seems to be a pretty feeble thing to band about. Shame it had to be against these.

Pants

He looks like he belongs on the end of a child's pencil.

Tiote is utter shit

He booked a flight from Tenerife Perez, Perez Showed his class beyond belief Perez, Perez He'll tear apart any defense He'll score a goal that looks immense. He's ayoze Perez - he's better than Tevez.

Or winaldum, dum, dum. He fucking class, he's dutch

The only net I'd like to see him in is the one he fills when his cold, briny, bloated corpse is pulled by a trawler from the sea; whose icy stormed, pulverising depths have smashed that shit-eating grin off his face. I'll settle for behind Darlow though...

Jesus fucking Christ.

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