Darth Crooks

Gouffran 40 yard header

Ghonnoreah has done pretty well for itself tbf

Being slower than colback does make a difference.

I'm not saying he is a worse player technically. I think if we could rely on him too much then it won't happen; with all the class in the world your just going to get passed to death if your not mobile enough. Colback has the same problem too except he'll do his best to get booked.

Shiiit

Anyone mad enough and rich enough over there to save us? Trump? I've just poo'd sorry

It's quite clever.

Was anything token done for Jonas?

Should have one on the other side with 'you are a right behind, you, rob.'

Clever way of showing there's no discontent.

I don't reckon de Jong is half as effective as some make him out to be. Granted he's netted a few when played. He makes colback look like sonic the hedgehog. Ginger version.

extended pre-season ffs.

Vivid extended metaphor

Jungle drums. Idiot.

Depressingly this, if Pardew wasn't lured away deus ex machina, he'd still be here.

He use the chewbacca defense.

'£20 and a Fred the red bedspread and you've got yourself an ayoze'

I'm no counsel but that wouldn't be my advice.

Id be happy with that. I mean tiote is balls and Anita less than ideal but you need two up top.

When he got botted?

Setve stahp

Well, I think he's less likely to see worth in the hassle of NUFC in the championship. Don't really 'want' it to happen but if these practices keep up, we'll be relegated anyway. So he needs to buck his ideas up or fuck off.

Hope he dyed is hair black to do it.

This argument is bullshit quite honestly. Last time we had a core group of players who cared and a manager who could motivate them, the present squad and manager are the complete opposite. The better players would leave, not that we have many good ones and the rest of the dross currently pulling on the shirt don't give a fuck and are crap anyhow. We could go down for a while, good, he might sell up. It would be worth finding out. Absolute bollocks. The same arguments were made last time, then we went down and it was apparent the league was pony. And it's very hard to abide comments like 'we could go down for a while, good'. Lunacy. There is a certain humour in seeing those who only follow Newcastle as a result of the widespread appeal of the 'BPL Brand' suddenly advocating us dropping like a stone into the depths of English football. Each to their own. This argument is bullshit quite honestly. Last time we had a core group of players who cared and a manager who could motivate them, the present squad and manager are the complete opposite. The better players would leave, not that we have many good ones and the rest of the dross currently pulling on the shirt don't give a fuck and are crap anyhow. We could go down for a while, good, he might sell up. It would be worth finding out. Absolute bollocks. The same arguments were made last time, then we went down and it was apparent the league was pony. And it's very hard to abide comments like 'we could go down for a while, good'. Lunacy. There is a certain humour in seeing those who only follow Newcastle as a result of the widespread appeal of the 'BPL Brand' suddenly advocating us dropping like a stone into the depths of English football. Each to their own. Nice thinly veiled way of saying you're not from the area. We have no idea what the precedent is in lower leagues based on only the one season. The only precedent set only leads to the sole conclusion that on balance we probably don't warrant being in the premier league - whether you believe that's due to Ashley or not.

You'll not see good players at Newcastle and if they are they'll be squandered and sold. That's the setup.