Darth Crooks

Thank fuck for janmaat. Looks a cut above.

Can't believe that cm like.

And we're all gonna fucking watch. Rather eat my own shit I have already and now this is dessert.

Superb.

Allow it.

The king in training this week... http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk23/jilloesz/Black_by_popular_demand.jpg 'Wha' gwan punch?'

Hey guys! You're black!

height=300http://i.imgur.com/TWpYBDN.jpg[/img] :lol: Walked right into that one

Any chance of this or not? It's not a PED so I'd be surprised. Zero chance of it IMO and will just be filed away. A PED-0 file if you will.

His bellend fell off in the shower and broke his toe.

It's the desperation of it all, really. He's just throwing anything at the wall to see if something will stick. Something he can build a managerial career out of. NOTHING is working and he's losing his fucking mind trying to figure it out why other people can do it and he can't. Hating someone like that just seems unnecessary. I want him gone, and I'll be fucking furious when he gets the seat full time. But I just can't bring myself to hate him. Same. He's just thick and shit. Pardew was a smarmy snake.

You are what is known in the trade as an enabler. It is because there are people who will shrug their shoulders and say it's not his fault that those at the top can get away with it. Don't hate him? Yeah well, it's only Newcastle United FC. Good old Johnny he's one of us. Bit of a leap there like. He doesn't hate and thinks he's crap is the gist I've got. Don't think many people think he's right for it.

Cue ET clip...

Really don't get the Pardew mythos. Yeah he's have probably got a few more points - whoop de fucking doo dah day. His record was shit and he couldn't hack criticism being a massive narcissist. He'd have just as likely relegated us as keep us up and he had at least to jump ship while his time here didn't bomb fully. Carver is getting it too like.

That's the bottom line IMO.

Fat lazy spotty heed cunt

Definitely says peaks like but that golfer stuff. Wow.

'Proof is in the pudding'

Not saying I particularly like him but pardew was a sly complicit snake. Carver is just like a dog with two tails who's too dense to see he's not good enough or being hung out to dry. Pardew is the ultimate hate figure for me, bar 'this is for Mike' Ashley.

I'm the same. He's just not very bright or talented and doesn't realise he's a puppet chump.

Any one else read his signature at the top as 'LEERY DER'? Quite appropriate. Also, what's the deal with his paragraphs? Teacher's nightmare...

http://vozme.com/speech/en-ml/96/96057c8a759c8a6c1816d4ac52950fce.mp3

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g267/DaviPH/Turbo-Belm2.gif

Your Kung fu is good David

Mad to think he is only really a mainstay now because Pardew didn't realise he wasn't the second string cup shite he thought would make up a weakened team.