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Darth Crooks

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  1. Quick lets get some more lies in before the end of the season! Claw a few sheep back.
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    John Carver

    Does good coach mean putting the cones out that sort of thing?
  3. You actually have a choice with Ashley. It's like having your burger spat it in but still turning up every day for your lunch hour.
  4. I suppose if you think the bbc is shit then the license fee is a pain but who thinks that?
  5. How you can turn up paying your hard earned, watching Ryan Taylor get his arsehole turned inside out whilst a giant sports direct ticker circles the pitch is beyond me.
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    Graham Carr

    Think he's the only areet one in the bunch, him and rod Stewart. Some just overrate him.
  7. Reverting to type. Of course, he's played direct football all the while, but they're only just picking up on it now they've lost a couple. Whilst winning there seemed to be some crazy cloaking device that made people completely miss the punt it at the big man approach and somehow convince people it was "front foot attacking football" He tells things a lot so people believe him; I play on the front foot,hba is fat and lazy, we lost our best player from under me. He's a master at it.
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    John Carver

    Such simplistic bollocks
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    John Carver

    Test your bravery john by nutting a train you useless cunt.
  10. I really don't give a shit if we go down into the mix. Woohoo top flight gravy train.
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    John Carver

    How about he just fucks off and dies.
  12. People can't differentiate between the team, club and management and it's true; they are difficult to define.
  13. Same here. It was when he went I knew we'd lost the fight for good. Yep, it was when we disposed of him and Mapou that I realised how bad things had become. The arrogance of Pardew to just jettison talent because it suited him and the fans who lacked the foresight to see that the ones we have in reserve are absolute dogshit.
  14. That view is so warped; like you are getting one over on him by handing him your cash every week. Stubborn idiots.
  15. The wally with the brolly rejects Us so the prick with the lick it is then.
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    John Carver

    It's like a boxer asking for a title shot because he beat the bag on points.
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    John Carver

    What a shameless whore
  18. I'll join the liberation of Oxford street.
  19. It's been a great success imo. Too many drone naysayers bizarrely happy with maintaining the status quo amongst our fans.
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    John Carver

    Pretty much what my dad (Doug) said last night.
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    John Carver

    http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS-NsU0Ytff4muEo9-eVkjIa6BUtMLevsWUTKp2DSwDzATT622Yag:e2.365dm.com/15/01/16-9/20/newcastle-john-carver_3247567.jpg%3F20150103190821 ARE YOU NOT NOT ENTERTAINED?!
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