Darth Crooks

CM when Tiote gets sold?

Fuck it might as well have something to like about the club.

I'd rather fund ISIS or Al Queda tbh. Right, that's a bunch of spooks kicking my door in then.

Pardew nutted a guy for barging past him to collect a throw in. His reaction to getting shouted at doesn't beggar belief.

Occam's razor

Pardew blows up like fucking Sauron losing his ring; knocking every bastard over in the process.

Erik Dornhelm should return to nufc.

I don't mind lonelier at all. Just wanted to use the phrase wanking into crisps

Stick to wanking into crisps you jug eared prick.

Ballons.

I'm nailing my coloured mast to a radar hat #nufc

Herr lips

Who is this guy?

I'm finding it hard to tell what's a pun and what's not right now.

I recycle most of them tbh. Any tips you could tell me on writing new ones then feel free. If you think it's a waste of time then you can always refuse.

Almost want to hire him so when it inevitably goes tits up we can have signs with 'bin lawrie' written on them.

Nicest guy around. Beyond football.

Just read on that holmesdale that one of them had heard pardew has the best record in the league for coming back from being behind. They're just making shit up now!

Congrats on your big feet Lee.

Garde spotted at St. James' Park:

From us Geordies to abroad he's the one and only Remy Garde Remy GardeRemy GardeRemy GardeRemy GardeRemy Garde Remy GardeRemy GardeRemy GardeRemy GardeRemy Garde

How long did you have to google for that ikon?

http://i59.tinypic.com/e6847a.jpg

Palace dave.

If he's foreign he'll be hated.