Darth Crooks

The ultimate set piece!

Unfortunately jack is your English spine type who'll never get pulled.

His blight hasn't been allowed time to spread yet. His rot needs weeks to cultivate it's repulsiveness.

Cabella starts a few games and is alreet. Who knew?

Fuck me 3 points to Wigan

Cabaye

Goubby pls

What hope do we have when you've got idiot local media spinning the 'we need a jawdee!' Yarn?

It's utterly laughable in a cry inducing way.

Any part of Pardews legacy needs carving in out, no pun intended (for once). The way he carried on at saints shows his advocacy of those methods and shows a similar level of professionalism as his slimy predecessor. No ta.

Just need carver to off himself as he tried to iron the creases out of his face on the highest setting.

Insomnia. Great film, great dance track. Not so great to call a huffy Frenchman.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-RgYYFo8Spe8/T_QHKTmFezI/AAAAAAAAhw4/W3TCgPFOVd4/s400/gifkings00652.gif

CM when Tiote gets sold?

Fuck it might as well have something to like about the club.

I'd rather fund ISIS or Al Queda tbh. Right, that's a bunch of spooks kicking my door in then.

Pardew nutted a guy for barging past him to collect a throw in. His reaction to getting shouted at doesn't beggar belief.

Occam's razor

Pardew blows up like fucking Sauron losing his ring; knocking every bastard over in the process.

Erik Dornhelm should return to nufc.

I don't mind lonelier at all. Just wanted to use the phrase wanking into crisps

Stick to wanking into crisps you jug eared prick.

Ballons.

I'm nailing my coloured mast to a radar hat #nufc

Herr lips