Darth Crooks

Not sure people know what coach means; I include myself to an extent.

Intelligence is a massive factor. Sir bobby was the last truly sensitive and articulate manager we have had. Houghton was a sound bite master and souness was a sociopath.

http://i.imgur.com/4BTQYJ8.png His rot. http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1400895/agent-smith-me-too-o.gif GIFSoup Someone pardew this up

His first game 'in charge' was a 3-1 win v Liverpool. He hasn't spread his rot yet. Dover ffs.

I'm not sure but he'd probably blame it on the disabled.

Was there protesting today?

Never want to see his face in the top tier again. No mark.

Easy escape route for the egotist. - I'll likely get the sack staying here and look daft - be less hassle to go there - people will think I'm great there on sentiment and not on merit. - I'll make it look like I'm being principled by defying mike now without fear of retribution. Coward.

Bullshitting arsehole in contradicts himself shocker.

http://i58.tinypic.com/34810yw.jpg LC: 'Mike, the chicken reckons Micky Adams' MA: 'Arseholes assemble!'

Need to get someone with new ideas desperately. Hope graham Carr has some serious influence; only kyent who knows what he's doing.

Looked million times worse since willo came on

Yeeeeeaaaaaasssss!

Talk sport usual tripe. Mickey Gray being objective as per. Wanting Geordies. Demanding top 4. Such lazy horseshit. Nobody picks up on the fact he wasn't brought in on footballing merit from much lower league and then moves to a smaller club. You'd think he was scolari going to the dog and duck by the way they are skewing it.

Steve stones possession comment beggared belief

Pardew has really numbed things for me. I'll watch today but I'veost a lot of that buzz that I would like to have back.

Don't know much about carver when he comes to senior management but there's some serious drivel involved there like.

Hero. Not really as it's basic balanced journalism but he's spot on

Colin Murray, listened to it back again since yesterday is the ONLY journo occupying that territory. Mickey Gray and that other drunken WUM tit have no counter to that.

What's the source of this no matter what he did we would never accept him even if we win a trophy argument come from? His own decisions are the reason we criticise. Fucking bizarre.

Video statement from sack pardew:

1 x swallow = summer

Be back in league 1 again before you know it. Some of the players he's been given here and squandered. Sure he'll ride the crest of the 5th wave as long as he can but he lacks the ability to do anything more than scramble around living on irregular past triumphs; like a true egotist.

It's probably healthy not to claim you understand what's going on at any particular club other than your own. Particularly with a regime as duplicitous as ours.