Darth Crooks

Who is this guy?

I'm finding it hard to tell what's a pun and what's not right now.

I recycle most of them tbh. Any tips you could tell me on writing new ones then feel free. If you think it's a waste of time then you can always refuse.

Almost want to hire him so when it inevitably goes tits up we can have signs with 'bin lawrie' written on them.

Nicest guy around. Beyond football.

Just read on that holmesdale that one of them had heard pardew has the best record in the league for coming back from being behind. They're just making shit up now!

Congrats on your big feet Lee.

Garde spotted at St. James' Park:

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How long did you have to google for that ikon?

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Palace dave.

If he's foreign he'll be hated.

'Get them rocking'

He'll make some dogshit signings in January and he'll be back the championship/league 1 in 2 seasons.

Partial to a lengthy gonad meself truth be told.

Predictably impotent showing.

I have but you've quoted it. All I've essentially done is stick the body in a freezer.

Argh! They got me. How naive I was.

He's not though, from £20k a week and any sponsorship that comes from being an international to £2k a week in the lower leagues being subsidised by his better halves dad. It's a different level of career available to him now Oh I know but I was just highlighting I don't know where to stand because I know people who have done less leave prison and struggle horrendously a and at one point he had the eye of several clubs. Rightly or wrongly, that's fallen through but still can't make my mind up. It's a tricky debate where it's easy to generalise.

Maxwell cornet, over the Walls.

Couldn't hit a carte d'or with a banjo.

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This is bound to end up on Charlie brookers 2015 wipe

Sits uneasy with me him just slotting back in for some reason. He is by all rights entitled to go back to that career but as someone who has worked in prisons and heard and read the background data in all types I find it unfair as a gut feeling. As a teacher it creates an interesting debate when I consider the implications it would have on my life.