Darth Crooks

Going down I'm convinced of it. It's no different to the mercenary culture we had when we were signing aged had beens. None of them seem to want to be here. Colo wants prem wages and the genuine quality like debauchee will be sold/gone at the drop of a hat. If pardew has any of his targets we'll be bottom half for sure.

Pardew is such an insidious prick and it angers me so much more when you hear stuff like that from simeone, keegan, jack or milburn etc. they are do brazen in telling you black is white and it works on many.

Poor old pillow heed.

'Kieran how much of a twat do you for fluffing your lines when you could have wrapped it up within the 90?'

Great game.

Definitely Will have engraved his pants after this aluko business.

That's a dignified tube ride back

Just pushed her away with his head as I heard.

Hull briefly Boyd by that sub. Think arsenal are definitely gunner win now.

Safe to assume the code works Rich.

Ditched the pasta and nipped out for a sarnie, final is on TV there. Interesting subs.

Oh I see, you treat someone like some sort of pun terrorist and don't like it so you think 'muzzle 'im'. You're going have to be pretty crufty to get one over on me with this dog smiley.

Trying to hound me out? This place has really gone to the dogs. I should have you all reported for suspected terrierism.

Because pardew stopping.

Watching the cup final whilst cooking pasta. Looking forward to extra thyme.

I can't I have an over active pun gland. A poor gag reflex if you will.

What a McShame

Would you class that as a wild Pique shoo? Dog me up gooood.

Got hauled off for having a low cesc drive. Go on dog me again bitch.

We should sign him but Ashley reckons it's Sanogo...binding?

Giroud had him in an armlock ffs!

Helmut Jeuss, German cb is always involved in the tackle.

Alan Pinto

Pesci Bolokic is out of contract in the summer. Croatian poacher. Causes problems in the box.

Hull have bossed it in the air mind.