Darth Crooks

Hope mickey Rourkes turns up with an electro whip and throttles the cunt.

6 futtas Set peas fret Left bax Lube 4 mike New excuses? Remy. World cap. New escape goat.

He'll be back in the summer. Sure of it. Be the new Shefki kuqi.

At least we will hear less about cabaye in next years excuses #glasshalffull

There's a difference?

6foot black guy, with a dong like a chair leg?

I don't even necessarily think he was a bad footballer. He somehow remained at the wrong level. As a championship striker he would have continued to be the stuff of legend. Good guy, loves newcastle, his best wasn't good enough but Godspeed and god bless; win the World Cup

Mmmm...DAT DOG. I'm getting rigid.

Whining mentality more like eh? EH?

Just seen him in town necking orangeade so must be coming here. Gonna call that ITK update 'last tango in Perez' thank me later.

Ayoze ggesting he'll do badly?

Nah lazy French bastard. Shut his fackin noise he should. Deaf fret.

All gravy from Davy G there. The likes of Quinn, keegan and gondola know the score because they follow the club at a level more than the league table. They know, they won't go for the juggler as somebody should but it's better than the rest talking the boys club up .

Hit the road jack, you twat colback, no more, no more, no more, no more...

Glutton for pun-ishment?

They forgot the super injunction black bit round his eyes for knobbin some family blart.

We signed the greasy dicked cunt yet?

His real surname is Gutierrez according Wikipedia...they've just shaved jonas and called it a new signing.

Can see it happening. The mercenary way we operate isn't that much different and it's how pardew wants it I'm sure given the choice. Carlton cole and Darren bent with someone like cattermole in the middle and James Tompkins and Williamson at the back giving us height in the box.

Got to hand it to him. It's only common Curtisy

Viva la Ravelucion!

Ashley fiddles whilst Rome burns. Next season will be poisonously disastrous.

Evidence for both tbh

Excellent biriani mind.

don't blame urself babe there all the same xx Ah fuck that's where that went. Missus was calling us out for being an ignorant bastard.