Darth Crooks

Slowed up it looks like nothing. Real time it's enough contact to justify a pen.

Don't mind Greece like. They played the better stuff and defended well and I got a blowie in Zante.

No need for Gerard to be tugging his collar down like. Howay stevie he's just been munched.

This st George's park is just a gimmick, albeit impressive, that allows the elite to access state of the art facilities that your average kid in the street has no chance of seeing; whilst his playing fields get sold off for houses, his school sports funding is cut and the only time the fa contact those at grass roots is to put their hand out for joe soap to cough up a fee. All to be syphoned straight back to the top. It's the elephant in the room they don't want to challenge.

Drogba looks like action hank

Cameramen are reet pervs like

Someone died like?

Rica V Greece? I often do

Giggsing Fecks

Feckin' greeks

Chiek Tiote - the fulcrum of the midfield Dan gosling - the scrotum of the midfield

Gonna show her my cock and say 'THIS IS SPURTER!' Then kick her in the tits into a dugout or something.

I'd dis-Troy her. Giving me a right stifado. She feta watch out or I'll go acropolis now on her fanny.

What vine? Jeremy http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.sportsworldcards.com/ekmps/shops/sportsworld/images/real-madrid-geremi-njitap-198-panini-1999-2000-uefa-champions-league-football-sticker-45910-p.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.sportsworldcards.com/real-madrid---geremi-njitap-198-panini-19992000-uefa-champions-league-football-sticker-45910-p.asp&h=400&w=281&tbnid=IYsXwrNYZMXg1M:&zoom=1&docid=8o4eOp3qn4Lv3M&hl=en&ei=rt2pU4aZILKf7AbZmIGwDA&tbm=isch&client=safari&ved=0CD4QMygYMBg

Suarez in new sponsorship deal with subway after Daniel Sturridge exits Enjoy a quick bite on hearty Italian - eat flesh!

Tis He mainly uses it online. It's an Ismael address.

Big moby dick fan

The cake his family finally got him must have gone off I reckon.

Drive and fight? We're trying to win matches not a kill frenzy on GTA you mouthbreathing cunt.

Good job frank lebouef and Patrick Berger have retired.

Grit,battles it's all guff man. We need some quality in the middle with someone comfortable on the ball; Anita is one of the few who will get played, who has those qualities.

Someone please stick Pardles face on that in gif

Maan, I wish I was Phil Neville.

Never heard monty pythons flying circus as a national anthem like.