Darth Crooks

Nut a spike you cunt.

She's perfect. As good as I've seen. Would definitely go loco down on her n hack her pulco. Cover her in my Mayanaise.

As if she is anything other than smoking hot

She was. Would have definitely porked you, gal.

I miss Denmark and Sweden.

Good shot on him, lasogga. Mega drive.

Cheers Al but no thanks. When the job comes along where I'll need to know how to lie, squirm and be as much use as a dump in a punch bowl then the phone won't stop ringing mate.

Whether he had previous at his other clubs or not,The web of lies spun by grandmaster gash to cover his own failings shouldn't count but people will listen to the mythos unfortunately. What a fucking shame if true. Him and marveux are both equally bad apples I suppose? MYM too? Careers being wrecked to save the skin of a desperate liar. Sums the club up.

Modric was kicked to bits so often it would all his hair has been kicked out.

Clive brasilsley

Very obvious foul too.

Bet that gustavo has a right greasy dick.

yen. So unnecessary. Sorry, didn't mean to say yen. So £3000 quid? That seems a bit small. Obviously it's the Norwegian saying £3000 is nothing. Not surprising with these japs like, sell their own mother for a salmon skin roll. Terrible what they did to our lads too.

What's up with your username, man? I said it for the Lols and it got changed. Should have know better.

Tajiri poison mist!

Are we due another journalistic and tactical masterclass in the press from less likeable David Brent's cunt brother anytime soon?

This looks set to be the worst window to date in my opinion a lot of wasted potential going for a song and Ashely's indifference to quality being at an all time high. Yet people (not referring to forumites particularly btw) still hold this notion that there is a warchest for 'Pards' to spend and that they are actually bothered to get quality in. Don't know if its blinkers, talented liars or both; I just don't get where people muster this enthusiasm or energy to chase targets we have no hope or desire to pursue.

More bothered about the possibility that under pardew he'll be about as much use a spelk in the jap rather than any prior stupid gestures. I don't take the derby defeats and nonsense that surrounds it lightly either. Showed some over the top celebration in support of the team he played for which was a bit antagonistic. We've bigger problems mind, like the fatman and tampon brains.

Despite the name change I'm completely ambivalent in all honesty.

Got the lyrics wrong, didn't track back to correct - lazy garlic breathed arsehole.

Immediately regretting that made my bed...

Han Colback pls admin

Full kit wanker

Well thus has soured a bit.

Edgar's on his 8th pair of shinnys now like