Darth Crooks

What's up with your username, man? I said it for the Lols and it got changed. Should have know better.

Tajiri poison mist!

Are we due another journalistic and tactical masterclass in the press from less likeable David Brent's cunt brother anytime soon?

This looks set to be the worst window to date in my opinion a lot of wasted potential going for a song and Ashely's indifference to quality being at an all time high. Yet people (not referring to forumites particularly btw) still hold this notion that there is a warchest for 'Pards' to spend and that they are actually bothered to get quality in. Don't know if its blinkers, talented liars or both; I just don't get where people muster this enthusiasm or energy to chase targets we have no hope or desire to pursue.

More bothered about the possibility that under pardew he'll be about as much use a spelk in the jap rather than any prior stupid gestures. I don't take the derby defeats and nonsense that surrounds it lightly either. Showed some over the top celebration in support of the team he played for which was a bit antagonistic. We've bigger problems mind, like the fatman and tampon brains.

Despite the name change I'm completely ambivalent in all honesty.

Got the lyrics wrong, didn't track back to correct - lazy garlic breathed arsehole.

Immediately regretting that made my bed...

Han Colback pls admin

Full kit wanker

Well thus has soured a bit.

Edgar's on his 8th pair of shinnys now like

As a teacher if exactly half my classes results were fails and I slapped the nut little Tommy Twat from 10B in the face because he gave me loads of grief in one lesson I'd be given my p45 and the bollocking if a lifetime and never another job. This cunt gets a 10 million bonus. That example is completely applicable btw. My job is no less emotionally charged than his and it's completely based on number of results. I've thought this through and everything. He's so so shit.

On the plus side he's not Paul Dummett

Was he fuck on pardews radar why do they report it like that?

Mad blatter's E party

Don't get that one.

He's the real McCoy for sure.

Fucking crisp passing bastard. Go pass crisps for some cunt else.

Tbh the team players seem irrelevant to me these days, not worth getting worked up when these cunts are in charge. The squad is purposefully transient and at its bare minimum quality and depth.

Pff. Plodder. Going down.

Sheila ameobi

Always had someone in reserve. Double Glazed for every transfer window.

What league are table in?

Pardew and or Ashley to do a glazer. Now that one of the two glazers has died does that mean that the transfer window is no longer double glazed?