Darth Crooks

As a teacher if exactly half my classes results were fails and I slapped the nut little Tommy Twat from 10B in the face because he gave me loads of grief in one lesson I'd be given my p45 and the bollocking if a lifetime and never another job. This cunt gets a 10 million bonus. That example is completely applicable btw. My job is no less emotionally charged than his and it's completely based on number of results. I've thought this through and everything. He's so so shit.

On the plus side he's not Paul Dummett

Was he fuck on pardews radar why do they report it like that?

Mad blatter's E party

Don't get that one.

He's the real McCoy for sure.

Fucking crisp passing bastard. Go pass crisps for some cunt else.

Tbh the team players seem irrelevant to me these days, not worth getting worked up when these cunts are in charge. The squad is purposefully transient and at its bare minimum quality and depth.

Pff. Plodder. Going down.

Sheila ameobi

Always had someone in reserve. Double Glazed for every transfer window.

What league are table in?

Pardew and or Ashley to do a glazer. Now that one of the two glazers has died does that mean that the transfer window is no longer double glazed?

Refresh our squad. Feeling refreshed gaiz?

Such a useless, lying tit. There's not much more that can be said tbh.

Cabaye did no different man for worse reasons as a full squad member. Pardew bent over backwards to facilitate him too. It's others who have bad attitudes though and losing cabaye explains the rest of it of course. Have no real ill feelings on Remy other than he's probably help keep fuckhead mcshithouse in his job.

Probably be lower than the al-queda six a side team after next season.

I've met alex ferguson name drop basically.

I doubt he made it tbh but it seems ill advised to pose for it. If he has created that then he's the pettiest, most stupid being in existence.

I'm trying to suss out whether you can be that dim or devious enough to try that. It has to be coincidence. He can't be that brazen can he?

What's the crack with the hair in a bun? He looks like Kim or aggie. Whichever one who didn't bury their dead baby in a park anyrode.

I wouldn't put it past him trying to parody that the mammoth cunt.

Shame on the prick who's encouraging him. For shame with your low nipples.

Anyone seeing this Monaco flowery shirt shit? Looks suspiciously like he's mocking the protest photos.

Denver is less of a dinosaur despite being one...and coincidentally less of a cunt.