Darth Crooks

Tides turned everywhere. Don't know why now but it has.

Holy cruyffing shit!

And the sphincter is widening by the minute...

Let's give padres a record breakers kris akabusi 'AWWRIGHHT!'

Paul Thumpett

What's with taking banners down?

Honesty of performance is stupid enough in its own right.

AirEerrrrrmmmm....

'We haven't had a reticent testicle since cabaye left'

Wait he just blamed Rugby didn't he?

'We was lacking in quality street'

Contains nuts?

But we were 8th and dun brilliant job. Wat happen?

If that's true then the it's the frenchies and not just Ben arfa who are kicking up a stink. No wonder he's sticking with the natives; however shite.

And it's the one from father ted

Pablo Pissacco

What's wrong with it man? doesn't have to be a banksy. Counteracts 'give iz a wave' nicely enough.

I sooner they stay up. Another reminder to the twat we have in charge that he gifted them their status. Another in his litany of shit achievements.

Ugh...seriously just fuck off. Save your own skin and lie at someone else's luckless club.

#depardvu

Who are all English...I think when alls said and done pardew just loves English players. I wouldn't go as far to say he's a xenophobe but he's not exactly adept at dealing with our less native contingent.

How do join the cunt side of the force?

The fact that we're arguing over which player who'll start that is the least average whilst Ben arfa and marveux have been told to stick it is a sad, sad indictment.

He'll be sat in the dressing room laughing to himself in like 2279 looking like the knight guarding the grail in Indy 3. 'You have chosen....poo-er-ly...'

Such a monumental twat him like