Darth Crooks

Were the horrific typos intentional? The question may have been "Am I sacked." http://karavansara.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/nazis-i-hate-these-guys1.jpg

Now the storm has hit, who will Ashley ban from the media next?

Krul: 'Jack, Draw me like one of your French girls...'

Sit in the fucking car park Al.

Great result but it's a similar thing to runs that have happened before. I haven't much faith that he'll stick with that system because I don't believe AP's fully in control or has full understanding of what he's doing. I would genuinely love him to prove me wrong and show the consistency that would make him a capable manager but he's just a likely to play 2nd half fearball the next game as he is to show attacking intent and a storming mentality. It's far too chancey. That's before you even consider his conduct and sycophantic tendencies to the regime.

Is he incontinent?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/e46c0cf22db0419cc440c7b2966c8dbc/tumblr_mr363aq2DB1sbq2uso1_500.gif He'll use the Beyoncé defence. He's in the clear...

I think there's enough of a difference to avoid him getting the sack though. Grounds enough for a hefty ban, although I agree.

Anita for me like.

Surely whether it was a Glasgow kiss or not is moot seeing as he's not even supposed to be touching opposition players let alone giving it the 'ye want yer go lyk?' stance.

Thick as a bull's dick and a shameless chancer. Manages to get a clue for once and then shows his true form royally.

Well, you can bet your bottom dollar the headlines won't be hailing a strong Newcastle performance; just more of this dickheads horseplay.

Too much thumping it for my liking. Gifts possession against better sides.

Really don't believe he has anything to offer. Once he went to the stands the players were just free to express themselves.

'BOOONNNG! Are you scared?....*He's here*' Egg on my face.

'BOOONNNG! Are you scared?....*He's here*'

Looks like that weird wobbly fighting stance they do in mortal kombat

The problem is a lot of our fans this fist-pumping, thrashing and moronic petulance carry on as a show of his passion for the club.

Handbags at half mast tbh

Bellend. Least he can't shout no more goals from there

What a fucking child.

3-1 up...we he declare checkmate?

Not seeing the fuss about Dummett like. Not to write him off.

Excellent stuff. No repeat of west ham away 2nd half please. I know we won before any bugger says.