Darth Crooks

Too much thumping it for my liking. Gifts possession against better sides.

Really don't believe he has anything to offer. Once he went to the stands the players were just free to express themselves.

'BOOONNNG! Are you scared?....*He's here*' Egg on my face.

'BOOONNNG! Are you scared?....*He's here*'

Looks like that weird wobbly fighting stance they do in mortal kombat

The problem is a lot of our fans this fist-pumping, thrashing and moronic petulance carry on as a show of his passion for the club.

Handbags at half mast tbh

Bellend. Least he can't shout no more goals from there

What a fucking child.

3-1 up...we he declare checkmate?

Not seeing the fuss about Dummett like. Not to write him off.

Excellent stuff. No repeat of west ham away 2nd half please. I know we won before any bugger says.

Bon finis mon amis

DAT COUNTER

looking canny. Be interesting to see the play if we go ahead.

Well after picking Taylor over Yanga for two months worth of beatings the penny had to drop eventually. Took another couple of weeks to get a clue whilst getting paid a king's ransom...what a credit to the club.

Have very little sympathy for the plight of millionaire football frat managers in general; let alone one with little ability and lies

Any post match waffle?

I wish people wouldn't laugh at this.

Papered over the cracks or good but no threat again? Was at a marriage rehearsal at half 1 til 3 ffs.

He believes writing can fall on deaf ears so that's wrong before you even talk about football.

You were in a car? You could have killed the bastard and said you'd lost control. He was in a car? Give him one of these. http://i.imgur.com/i2Z85jB.gif

Well he could have done the thing of 'they've done marvellously/whatever to get they have' and dodged the leading question. Instead he engaged the cocksure, smug prick mode that he uses to get round his failings all too often and tried to score some desperate kudos from the more gullible of our fans.

Angling for brownie points from the give us a wave brigade. Fucking idiot. I'm jealous of Sunderland so if you had any fucking worth you would be. I know he's got to give a media answer; but what a self congratulating prick he comes across as. Well, he is.