Darth Crooks

Looks haggle red, waxing lyrical about a brilliant season, always try to win at home, ambition to finish above Man U. Who is he trying to kid. Resign you snivelling sack of shit.

Best football in your lifetime? You can't be very old I meant to type in a long time but I was foaming at the mouth in incoherence.

Just vented this on that facebook group. Don't know why I bother its full of tossers. Stability people still going along with that reason for all the clubs shite? No decision made by Mike Ashley has been for stability. And for all those blowing smoke up Pardew's arse about being eighth in February; why? Beaten twice at home by our bitter rivals 3 nil. Complete non-chalance in the cups when a strongest squads have been available. 'Thank god we're not in the Europa league' 'This is for Mike' and conservative long ball shit in every 2nd half (see west ham; where we played the best football in the 1st half I have seen at this club in our lifetime). Those advocating Pardew often cite stability and pragmatism as an argument. Let's see how much we progress under him as he's just an average patsy to the regime. Well done MA in creating a complete Red Herring in Joe Kinnear and helping absolve a hit-miss manager of maintaining the mid-table glass ceiling that Mike Ambitionless wants us to achieve every year. Any decent football chairman would have had him out on his arse but of course we don't have that. Don't give any of them your hard earned. 4 minutes ago · Like · 1

But if Pardew says that, it puts it into peoples minds. And it works with the hatred toward JFK. 100% complicit now; positive of it.

He's bob on tbh - It's got nothing to do with Joe Kinnear.

Got I hate his shit shovelling glib fucking set square face.

'Zaha PL Goals: 0' http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/149/1/b/you_don_t_say__by_gamerzzon-d6711d4.jpg

Not that I disagree about, but NUFC have finished higher than 8th exactly twice since Sir Robson was sacked and five times since 1996. This would represent a decent season, if their was any hope to build on it. And this is also one of the better squads we've had since SBRs days as well. Our of both cups with a whimper and humped in the derby what a good season we are having 'We was done brilliantly this season' - Alan Retardew

Cabaye leaving the new Europa league then from now on. Fucking gonad.

Jobs for the boys chancer stuff. He'll get a job because he golfs with some other luckless chairman.

Fuck this season man.

Gonna be Bum-ception tomorrow like. Missus fatha is Mr. Chelsea n all.

DAT PROGRESSION. DAT CONVENIENTOMISSIONOFLASTSEASON.

It's not quite the same thing as using a child's ticket though. Apparently she accompanies two minors, so if she couldn't go they couldn't go presumably. Look at it this way too: if this was an able bodied person who had passed on their ticket to another able bodied person (for example one parent to the other) to accompany their Toon mad children to the match, because they couldn't go themselves, would anybody have any objection to that? Presumably passing on your season ticket to anyone else is against T&C's anyway? So what's the issue here then? The fact a disabled person's ticket is a tenner cheaper than an able bodied's, and the club is losing out on a tenner as a one off to a group of loyal fans, one of whom even worked for the club in the past? http://informationng.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Mike-Ashley.jpg 'THE FUCK?! HAVE THAT WOMAN KILLED. I NEED A LIE DOWN!'

Pardew will wolf the first half down; and sit back and absorb the rest of the pizza for the second. 'I think a hard fought point against Margherita is a good result. We can't compete with the likes of Pepperoni.'

Looks slightly phallic and it's blue. Maybe an omen that we are going to get royally shafted by the Blues. Poll-penis is packing some serious shaft. You daamn right...

Looks slightly phallic and it's blue. Maybe an omen that we are going to get royally shafted by the Blues. Poll-penis is packing some serious shaft.

At least they are getting pelters for whatever reason. About time they got some abuse with actual permanence and distribution. Ends and means and all that.

No principle...riiiighto-then. FWIW, I think we gave it a go in the Europa League and as long as we are showing ambition somewhere I'd have no problem. Cups, Europe whatever but the cold light of day suggests we now don't. Tread water until Ashley F's O/dies/has decided to change his tact.

We won't neccessarily finish 8th or higher and I think we'll have another run of poor games before long. The quality of teams general in the league this year is shocking imo.

Just being into football is a childish pursuit we don't ever grow out of. Grown men spending our time posting on a football forum would be cringe inducing to the more pompous arsehole. "Plastics" "Glory hunters" "Fairweather" "Your support is fucking shit" "Where' d'you park your minibus" "Sell all your tickets, you couldn't sell..." Supporters have more ways of baiting each other than eskimos have words for snow. It's half the fun. Anyone who takes that stuff seriously is a wanker, but no fan should ever give it the Billy big bollocks that all that shite is beneath them, like they're a more enlightened supporter. Sorry like. but what has the fact that football fans goad each other in different ways mean that we should be bothered about what we think about our attendances. I don't see the link between that and those examples other than the blanket field of football fan. Sorry, I don't understand those sentences. What has the fact that football fans goad each other in different ways got to do with us being bothered about what they think about our attendances? I don't see the link between that and those examples other than the blanket field of football fan. Garbled the first with unrelated clauses. Second one was straight forward enough mind.

Just being into football is a childish pursuit we don't ever grow out of. Grown men spending our time posting on a football forum would be cringe inducing to the more pompous arsehole. "Plastics" "Glory hunters" "Fairweather" "Your support is fucking shit" "Where' d'you park your minibus" "Sell all your tickets, you couldn't sell..." Supporters have more ways of baiting each other than eskimos have words for snow. It's half the fun. Anyone who takes that stuff seriously is a wanker, but no fan should ever give it the Billy big bollocks that all that shite is beneath them, like they're a more enlightened supporter. Sorry like. but what has the fact that football fans goad each other in different ways mean that we should be bothered about what we think about our attendances. I don't see the link between that and those examples other than the blanket field of football fan.

Cricket is a big exception to this imo. I listen to TMS a lot and I'm often quite shocked how frank some of the commentary team (not just Boycott) are, even about players they've played with and will know well. I suppose its down to national cricket being a lot more prominent than the premier club competitions. The Premier League casts a massive shadow over the national game and the sums of money involved (litigation risk?) are vast.

Sticker this: http://s14.postimg.org/fk2ixr2pd/club_crest.png

You won't find those in the fraternity criticise each other to the necessary degree no matter how bad things get...Souness, Allardyce, Warnock, Hughes, Ince, Di Canio et al. So much mediocre-terrible appointments made jobs dor the boys style and they all blow smoke up each others arses ad nauseaum. Matt Holland won't hear a bad word said about Pardew on TalkShite because he's played a round of golf with him every 6 month. Sports writing/media is the pits man.