Darth Crooks

He's testament to how far you can get for having been a decent player; fraternity cover your failings and you can get a job regardless of past action or merit. Nice suit and a notepad and he's a class act. Bollocks. Utter chancer.

Love the compensation ad underneath. Yes please Alan you geet cunt.

I think a lot of the frenchies aren't as pro pardew/anti Ben arfa as some would paint it.

This is the Fred equivalent of self flagellation. Just stop it.

That's his worst sub to date. Vintage shitness

That comment says jettison marveux cisse and Ben arfa and rely on pardew to sign 4 players. Dat solution.

And Elliot could just as easily say the conversation never happened. That's hearsay. Guv knows exactly how the conversation went as he was involved in it, it's not hearsay unless I've completely got the meaning of the word confused. EDIT: I suppose it's hearsay to me or you like, but not to anyone actually involved in the conversation, to them it's either the truth or it isn't. Whatever that means Pure and simple really

Ashley's a duplicitous cunt mind. Who would 2nd guess him with any consistency?

Sums up the only argument you ever get who else?

TS is a disgrace like...always just comes back to the players. 'Ando' just ignores HBA exists when on about creativity.

10 mins added. 4 and the 6 played at hillsboro

Injection of pace from shoal there...6 ft vertically downward mind but brtter

Good job Charlie Adams zoggs hindered his aim

Ha aids on toast that like. Fucking abysmal. The only logic can be he is trying to force signings as, if course, we're safe. Other than that it can only be down to the fact he's a complete chode.

With a shred of hope that we might actually progress? http://telly.com/1I052JQ?sg=1

We won't finish 8th for a fucking kick off.

It's the thick and thin 12th man romanticism you see in adverts when the reality is you're just being shat on an laughed at

More managing expectations guff. Looks like another self promoting slimy bastard too

Think he'll get the palace job. Sounds like pulis is a short term thing. Here's hoping.

Barry fry/John Gregory/Danny dyer then. Some other useless tosser.

Wouldn't surprise me if Ashley's in a clandestine meeting with Laurier Sanchez right now. Seriously.

Stand in line pulling their bumcheeks apart as far a possible.

fake'un starring Alan Retardew

Twitter rumour. Likely utter shite. Clinging to anything tbh.

Emergency meeting ? Any truth?