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Can't get the thought of Gosling starting out my head now. Lunacy if it happens.

AIDS MOTHERFUCKA!

Over 100 years old then is he? Born in 1986 I'd have a hard time of not starting to take an interest in football and NUFC in circa 1992.

http://i57.tinypic.com/ic36l1.png 'Welcome, to my academy for gifted benchwarmers'

Hoo! Some people like BBW! Whole lotta love for a whole lotta woman.

Well it is. But where is Ashely's mindset? It's just all so strange.

All well and good like...but it's like building a fantastic catwalk, modelling stage and with Pardew involved putting Michelle McManus and SuBo on show as a result.

Edging like a mad cunt.

Funicide when Pardew sets up. ...Not that we can see it.

I dunno, it wouldn't take much of a pick-up in form to see it fairly secure again. Now we have some players coming back. This is true, 2 wins and were safe for 9th. Theres some utter dross below us like.

Yes, quite right. I've avoided this thread for three hours by doing something more fulfilling like fucking a beehive.

Cue going to Liverpool and tear up fucking trees.

Looks haggle red, waxing lyrical about a brilliant season, always try to win at home, ambition to finish above Man U. Who is he trying to kid. Resign you snivelling sack of shit.

Best football in your lifetime? You can't be very old I meant to type in a long time but I was foaming at the mouth in incoherence.

Just vented this on that facebook group. Don't know why I bother its full of tossers. Stability people still going along with that reason for all the clubs shite? No decision made by Mike Ashley has been for stability. And for all those blowing smoke up Pardew's arse about being eighth in February; why? Beaten twice at home by our bitter rivals 3 nil. Complete non-chalance in the cups when a strongest squads have been available. 'Thank god we're not in the Europa league' 'This is for Mike' and conservative long ball shit in every 2nd half (see west ham; where we played the best football in the 1st half I have seen at this club in our lifetime). Those advocating Pardew often cite stability and pragmatism as an argument. Let's see how much we progress under him as he's just an average patsy to the regime. Well done MA in creating a complete Red Herring in Joe Kinnear and helping absolve a hit-miss manager of maintaining the mid-table glass ceiling that Mike Ambitionless wants us to achieve every year. Any decent football chairman would have had him out on his arse but of course we don't have that. Don't give any of them your hard earned. 4 minutes ago · Like · 1

But if Pardew says that, it puts it into peoples minds. And it works with the hatred toward JFK. 100% complicit now; positive of it.

He's bob on tbh - It's got nothing to do with Joe Kinnear.

Got I hate his shit shovelling glib fucking set square face.

'Zaha PL Goals: 0' http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/149/1/b/you_don_t_say__by_gamerzzon-d6711d4.jpg

Not that I disagree about, but NUFC have finished higher than 8th exactly twice since Sir Robson was sacked and five times since 1996. This would represent a decent season, if their was any hope to build on it. And this is also one of the better squads we've had since SBRs days as well. Our of both cups with a whimper and humped in the derby what a good season we are having 'We was done brilliantly this season' - Alan Retardew

Cabaye leaving the new Europa league then from now on. Fucking gonad.

Jobs for the boys chancer stuff. He'll get a job because he golfs with some other luckless chairman.

Fuck this season man.

Gonna be Bum-ception tomorrow like. Missus fatha is Mr. Chelsea n all.

DAT PROGRESSION. DAT CONVENIENTOMISSIONOFLASTSEASON.