Darth Crooks

Bon finis mon amis

DAT COUNTER

looking canny. Be interesting to see the play if we go ahead.

Well after picking Taylor over Yanga for two months worth of beatings the penny had to drop eventually. Took another couple of weeks to get a clue whilst getting paid a king's ransom...what a credit to the club.

Have very little sympathy for the plight of millionaire football frat managers in general; let alone one with little ability and lies

Any post match waffle?

I wish people wouldn't laugh at this.

Papered over the cracks or good but no threat again? Was at a marriage rehearsal at half 1 til 3 ffs.

He believes writing can fall on deaf ears so that's wrong before you even talk about football.

You were in a car? You could have killed the bastard and said you'd lost control. He was in a car? Give him one of these. http://i.imgur.com/i2Z85jB.gif

Well he could have done the thing of 'they've done marvellously/whatever to get they have' and dodged the leading question. Instead he engaged the cocksure, smug prick mode that he uses to get round his failings all too often and tried to score some desperate kudos from the more gullible of our fans.

Angling for brownie points from the give us a wave brigade. Fucking idiot. I'm jealous of Sunderland so if you had any fucking worth you would be. I know he's got to give a media answer; but what a self congratulating prick he comes across as. Well, he is.

Can't get the thought of Gosling starting out my head now. Lunacy if it happens.

AIDS MOTHERFUCKA!

Over 100 years old then is he? Born in 1986 I'd have a hard time of not starting to take an interest in football and NUFC in circa 1992.

http://i57.tinypic.com/ic36l1.png 'Welcome, to my academy for gifted benchwarmers'

Hoo! Some people like BBW! Whole lotta love for a whole lotta woman.

Well it is. But where is Ashely's mindset? It's just all so strange.

All well and good like...but it's like building a fantastic catwalk, modelling stage and with Pardew involved putting Michelle McManus and SuBo on show as a result.

Edging like a mad cunt.

Funicide when Pardew sets up. ...Not that we can see it.

I dunno, it wouldn't take much of a pick-up in form to see it fairly secure again. Now we have some players coming back. This is true, 2 wins and were safe for 9th. Theres some utter dross below us like.

Yes, quite right. I've avoided this thread for three hours by doing something more fulfilling like fucking a beehive.

Cue going to Liverpool and tear up fucking trees.