Darth Crooks

'I'm sorry to tell you your husband is dead. His heart gave out during the surgery. We couldn't find a replacement donor; we'll we could but I told them keep it in the freezer because I thought now I'm back my winning mentality would help him pull through. He's still dead; but at least I got him living to 40 eh?'

Bit of confusion of flair and being good on the ball for me. Very technically adept. I always view flair players as the risk takers. The kind pardew loathes.

I'm waiting for Noël bastard Edmonds to jump out with a gotcha! After each of his interviews. Even if you're a caudal fan it must sound odd.

Poor mans Cuntenkrands

Not sure I could design a better arsehole if I tried. If I tried to build one 6 million dollar man style. He is the 6 million dollar arsehole.

Definitely for me. Definitely for me. That's like comparing a bucket of shit with a 3 week old dead cat. They both stink.

This season has been the very definition of mediocre. There's absolute dross below us and we've just been handed yet another gutless home defeat. Fans have never been so apathetic . It's terrible.

Notepad wanker

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VtdVK7QWuU

The hull result and then this is typical of the crap shoot coaching we have at this club. So fucking sick of it and even more sick of it never being called into question. (wider than here anyway)

The joke about having a hot dog shows he has very little remorse and thinks the fans are in on his stupid jokes. Just shut up and do your penance. The ban is probably about right but I'm of the view that being shot with shit and then into space would be better in terms of seeing the back of him.

He's such a jammy, slippery sod.

There's just no excuse for it. The reasons given aren't valid enough.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/2919786/the-comfy-chair-o.gif 'Give Greg Dyke a Pokey Bot Wank?!!'

Bloke is a fucking idiot to do what he did...whatever the fuck it was. I don't want someone managing my club who is going to do that, particularly when it follows abject cup failure, successive derby day degradation and ineffective coaching. Whether it was a headbutt in the Glasgow kiss sense doesn't really matter. It's indefensible. He knows the sensationalist nature of the media and yet seems all too happy to do shite like that; whatever his grovelling afterward. Sick of the fucking circus that surrounds him and his bullshit ego.

Apologies and words are wind; when you consider his track record will suggest he'll do something similarly 'passionate again'. I really can't fathom how people are defending him on facebook. 'Not that bad.' 'Players do it' It's abhorrent in someone who is supposed to be the stewarding the club.

Yeap, as Joey Barton is the preacher of morals in football. You complete clown. Nick Griffin ‏@NickyG 15h Say what you like about Adolph; at least he was good at speeches and looked smart. Not like Ed Milliband, or Bob Geldof the scruffy twat. David Moseley@RaveyDaveyMoseley 17h Addy was a good lad. Remember that next time you take a trip in your VW on the motorway that he invented.

Remember when he disappeared from wenger for like a fortnight? Blokes a nutcase.

People want him gone truthfully bevause coupled with near relegation last season, he has predided over a litany of succesive embarrass ments including total failure in the games that matter most to fans - derbys and cup runs with his omly merit being he puts up working s a sycophant, a liar and cretin at every level including tactics and now the inability to refrain from headbutting people. Why have that?

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Nah he said he was too busy trying to stabilise tensions on the Ukrainian Russian border - 'Like Vodka of a ducks arse'

Vanquishing that last taboo of open homosexuality in football...First, Fast, Now on Sky. Go Pards! Moral/equality crusader!

Unreservedly apologised for his 'push with the head'. Just like that murderer who pushed that blokes neck with his knife...15 times.

Jesus Christ.