Darth Crooks

There's just no excuse for it. The reasons given aren't valid enough.

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Bloke is a fucking idiot to do what he did...whatever the fuck it was. I don't want someone managing my club who is going to do that, particularly when it follows abject cup failure, successive derby day degradation and ineffective coaching. Whether it was a headbutt in the Glasgow kiss sense doesn't really matter. It's indefensible. He knows the sensationalist nature of the media and yet seems all too happy to do shite like that; whatever his grovelling afterward. Sick of the fucking circus that surrounds him and his bullshit ego.

Apologies and words are wind; when you consider his track record will suggest he'll do something similarly 'passionate again'. I really can't fathom how people are defending him on facebook. 'Not that bad.' 'Players do it' It's abhorrent in someone who is supposed to be the stewarding the club.

Yeap, as Joey Barton is the preacher of morals in football. You complete clown. Nick Griffin ‏@NickyG 15h Say what you like about Adolph; at least he was good at speeches and looked smart. Not like Ed Milliband, or Bob Geldof the scruffy twat. David Moseley@RaveyDaveyMoseley 17h Addy was a good lad. Remember that next time you take a trip in your VW on the motorway that he invented.

Remember when he disappeared from wenger for like a fortnight? Blokes a nutcase.

People want him gone truthfully bevause coupled with near relegation last season, he has predided over a litany of succesive embarrass ments including total failure in the games that matter most to fans - derbys and cup runs with his omly merit being he puts up working s a sycophant, a liar and cretin at every level including tactics and now the inability to refrain from headbutting people. Why have that?

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Nah he said he was too busy trying to stabilise tensions on the Ukrainian Russian border - 'Like Vodka of a ducks arse'

Vanquishing that last taboo of open homosexuality in football...First, Fast, Now on Sky. Go Pards! Moral/equality crusader!

Unreservedly apologised for his 'push with the head'. Just like that murderer who pushed that blokes neck with his knife...15 times.

Jesus Christ.

Were the horrific typos intentional? The question may have been "Am I sacked." http://karavansara.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/nazis-i-hate-these-guys1.jpg

Now the storm has hit, who will Ashley ban from the media next?

Krul: 'Jack, Draw me like one of your French girls...'

Sit in the fucking car park Al.

Great result but it's a similar thing to runs that have happened before. I haven't much faith that he'll stick with that system because I don't believe AP's fully in control or has full understanding of what he's doing. I would genuinely love him to prove me wrong and show the consistency that would make him a capable manager but he's just a likely to play 2nd half fearball the next game as he is to show attacking intent and a storming mentality. It's far too chancey. That's before you even consider his conduct and sycophantic tendencies to the regime.

Is he incontinent?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/e46c0cf22db0419cc440c7b2966c8dbc/tumblr_mr363aq2DB1sbq2uso1_500.gif He'll use the Beyoncé defence. He's in the clear...

I think there's enough of a difference to avoid him getting the sack though. Grounds enough for a hefty ban, although I agree.

Anita for me like.

Surely whether it was a Glasgow kiss or not is moot seeing as he's not even supposed to be touching opposition players let alone giving it the 'ye want yer go lyk?' stance.

Thick as a bull's dick and a shameless chancer. Manages to get a clue for once and then shows his true form royally.

Well, you can bet your bottom dollar the headlines won't be hailing a strong Newcastle performance; just more of this dickheads horseplay.