Darth Crooks

Be a joyless win tbh. He really values a hard won battle over class.

Let me he you say Pardew...Pardeeewwww.

That ref he chinned with an air rifle.

Alan Smith is coming on for Cabaye. Still remember him coming on against west brom last game...irks me still.

Geremi warming up.

Shola sub, defensive sub, ben arfa on the 80th...how unexpected.

Ah Dummett...still.

'Captain Anonymous, thank goodness you're here....'

15 mins time and an equaliser needed before that...patience.

http://i40.tinypic.com/jzuo15.jpg Well that's fifteen minutes of my own mortality up the fucking chute.

He's saved by the quality of the player given to him regularly imo. He'd take Shola et al every time.

http://s22.postimg.org/sylpmi5ox/two_remys.png 'It's bon nuit from me...' 'And it's bon nuit from him...'

If only for when we sign Remy Cabella we do some Two Ronnies photoshops...oh and the goals n all I suppose.

All the more impressive given his challenging background growing up in the slums of Burundi.

Llambeezee-E. Jockin' the bitches, smackin' the ho's...

Need that two goal cushion...if they sit back and we concede again then I'll shit in my hand and punch it.

West Ham's defense in worse than Pete Townsend's 'I was researching for a book on Paedo's' You're shit Fat Sam. Still waiting on that book Pete...

Played there like. Way to hustle!

The hoof the hoof the hoof is on fire, we don't need no tactics...

Fucking horrendous KO

Another pressure filled ten minutes for Ben Arfa it is then. FWIW I think we'll win but I can see the same patterns if it goes to the tits.

Cabaye evolving into Cabella. Another future victory for the near legendary Pokémon thread. Huzzah!

Dan 'Amazing' Gosling Underwhelms Yet again I Summarise Signing Has been Incredibly, Typically Excrement

Well, Johnny bloody foreigner can keep his blasted opinions to himself can't he. Tranfermarkt? The sort of tripe Neville chamberlain fell for but not Winny eh? Good job too. Meddling bloody sausage noshers.

'Randolph Hilter. Ooo's that cahnt then ay?'