Darth Crooks

All the more impressive given his challenging background growing up in the slums of Burundi.

Llambeezee-E. Jockin' the bitches, smackin' the ho's...

Need that two goal cushion...if they sit back and we concede again then I'll shit in my hand and punch it.

West Ham's defense in worse than Pete Townsend's 'I was researching for a book on Paedo's' You're shit Fat Sam. Still waiting on that book Pete...

Played there like. Way to hustle!

The hoof the hoof the hoof is on fire, we don't need no tactics...

Fucking horrendous KO

Another pressure filled ten minutes for Ben Arfa it is then. FWIW I think we'll win but I can see the same patterns if it goes to the tits.

Cabaye evolving into Cabella. Another future victory for the near legendary Pokémon thread. Huzzah!

Dan 'Amazing' Gosling Underwhelms Yet again I Summarise Signing Has been Incredibly, Typically Excrement

Well, Johnny bloody foreigner can keep his blasted opinions to himself can't he. Tranfermarkt? The sort of tripe Neville chamberlain fell for but not Winny eh? Good job too. Meddling bloody sausage noshers.

'Randolph Hilter. Ooo's that cahnt then ay?'

Theres a slightly increased chance of him coming on in the 80th with loads of pressure when the containment plan goes tits topside.

Johnson looks rough in those 1st two pictures like...scrubs up well though.

Hope we beat these. They're shitter than Christian rock.

Some sour buggers on this place tbh. Looking at the example of Kevin Nolan; another limited player imo who had some cracking moments. He'll get warmly remembered for giving a pasting to the mackems and along with him Jonas was a massive part of the reason we were promoted so easily. Why not be sad to see him go?

Nah. No way. Nah.

Pretty much. He's far too inconsistent to call it either way.

I mean the ambition debate aside the whole 'showcase' thing is a massive insult to our collective intelligence. I might try that in a restaurant. Not pay my bill to 'showcase' how nice the food was. Except like SD, I'll just been chomping on a massive shit pie.

Why would anyone want to give them a single penny based on what has been said?

Ah, that pesky Europa League again. Nice safe 10th please Alan.

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0we1xtv4Q1qbaxlqo1_r1_400.gif 'I'm not in zee squad...sob' http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/022011/spongebob-gif-handsome-squidwrd.gif 'MON DIEU! Bon chance Pardieu you son of a silly pearr-son! I faaart in your general dirrrrection.'

He is so inarticulate there and often is. it reaffirms my belief he is a useless thicko even further. It strikes me that most of the best managers have some degree of strong articulacy. Helps with the job I guess.

What was this infamous science quote?

Nigel Adkins would have been worth risking rather than stagnating with this plank. Besides its the unholy trinity package that it all stems from.