Darth Crooks

Are dey naht de dragons?

How has this survived into 2014. Well chuffed

How is he not starting man? He creates from fuck all.

He looks like Kuato in Total Recall

http://s24.postimg.org/xv5u3rw6d/cow.png

Tee-Otty

As someone on another forum mentioned this morning, having a say on the game when your team don't have possession as well as when they do is why Mourinho likes Oscar but doesn't have much time for Mata. The latter is clearly world class, but i don't think Mourinho should call it a day because his system can't carry him. Oscar isn't Shola Ameobi.

If it is about tracking back then I fucking despair. Jonas (A pardew favourite and a great pro imo) will track back and tackle but he won't win you games. Ben Arfa has shown on several occasions what he is capable given a starting berth. If you can'y utilise his strengths then you might as well jack it in as a coach at the top level...not that it matters to anyone at the top of the club and I suppose there is the rub.

Everyone knows Shola always has and will be crap so doesn't really need discussing? http://31.media.tumblr.com/c61b6c4bfcf72506fb65fc4b56a0bbe2/tumblr_mmcwbufLmC1r5xzspo1_400.jpg

He must be a fucking riot to be around because every cunt who comes along picks him.

It doesn't seem as black and white as that though. It looks to me as everytime he comes on is in the sole position of creator whilst the overall priority of the team is to defend; and why he looks out of place when he tries something. What Shola Ameobi offers other than being someone to aim for is beyond anyones guess.

Blamed the xmas fixtures yet?

Ben Arfa may be greedy/lacking intelligence etc but we've all seen what he is capable of. People praise Pardew's handling of him but each time he comes on; attacking role seems to be pinned entirely on him with the likes of shola just to be static and nod things down. It's poor management of the player and those around him. He is our best player regardless of whether you think he's overrated/Eusebio.

I am firmly of the belief that if he we're in charge of transfers that we'd be in some sort of Martin O'Neill situation. Flatters to decieve.

100%

Is this really worth the effort like?

Can people pack it in with the shit Ben Arfa crack?

How you can start with Ameobi over Hatem Ben Arfa. Go a man down and still leave him before realising 'Ah he doesn't actually move, I'll bring him off' is beyond me. I do struggle with his inconsistent nonsense.

Thing is Gouff will come off not Shola (I know he's tired but that's down to having to run for a stump of a colleague) and Ben Arfa will come on all too late for the wrong player.

Some over-aggression here but put Benny on ye geet belmer.

http://i.imgur.com/xL1F5NO.gif

http://www.themag.co.uk/assets/MA002_Mike-Ashley_Newcastle_United_NUFC.jpg (I agree btw. Just not the scope of the man's ambition.)

The buzzkill is probably down to what may happen in january and the myth making surrounding the hellish Europa League last season. God forbid we manage it again.

Another big january to assess how big a twat this man is.