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Theres a slightly increased chance of him coming on in the 80th with loads of pressure when the containment plan goes tits topside.

Johnson looks rough in those 1st two pictures like...scrubs up well though.

Hope we beat these. They're shitter than Christian rock.

Some sour buggers on this place tbh. Looking at the example of Kevin Nolan; another limited player imo who had some cracking moments. He'll get warmly remembered for giving a pasting to the mackems and along with him Jonas was a massive part of the reason we were promoted so easily. Why not be sad to see him go?

Nah. No way. Nah.

Pretty much. He's far too inconsistent to call it either way.

I mean the ambition debate aside the whole 'showcase' thing is a massive insult to our collective intelligence. I might try that in a restaurant. Not pay my bill to 'showcase' how nice the food was. Except like SD, I'll just been chomping on a massive shit pie.

Why would anyone want to give them a single penny based on what has been said?

Ah, that pesky Europa League again. Nice safe 10th please Alan.

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0we1xtv4Q1qbaxlqo1_r1_400.gif 'I'm not in zee squad...sob' http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/022011/spongebob-gif-handsome-squidwrd.gif 'MON DIEU! Bon chance Pardieu you son of a silly pearr-son! I faaart in your general dirrrrection.'

He is so inarticulate there and often is. it reaffirms my belief he is a useless thicko even further. It strikes me that most of the best managers have some degree of strong articulacy. Helps with the job I guess.

What was this infamous science quote?

Nigel Adkins would have been worth risking rather than stagnating with this plank. Besides its the unholy trinity package that it all stems from.

Handful of bagheads holding the floor in here. Pardews a complete chancer.

Could be anyone as owner, circumstances don't change and not sure why they would. Pay money to watch and suport the team not the owner. Support the team, ignore the regime? Say you're supporting the team all you like but the reality is that your financial support perpetuates MA's abstinence from reinvesting, carrying on on his counter-productive bullshit. You might say with Ashley, Tan et al as owners this is just football these days; but it deosnt stink any less. Never said it doesn't stink but why should the owners drive you out of doing what you love and that's going to watch the team you support. I'll be here long after Mike Ashley and there's nothing to say the next owner won't be just as much of a cunt. Typical short term cunt. Newcastle is my city. Newcastle is my club. I'll still be here long after all these cunts are gone. At least Tan is acunt with some ambition; albeit with lunatic tendencies. (disclaimer: don't want Tan)

Big Al-Queda

Could be anyone as owner, circumstances don't change and not sure why they would. Pay money to watch and suport the team not the owner. Support the team, ignore the regime? Say you're supporting the team all you like but the reality is that your financial support perpetuates MA's abstinence from reinvesting, carrying on on his counter-productive bullshit. You might say with Ashley, Tan et al as owners this is just football these days; but it deosnt stink any less.

League campaign. Pardews approach and tenure is a 24/7 crap shoot Brett. So inconsistent. The criticism s of how he reacts when things go sideways are valid

Manage your expectation levels you deluded Geordie madman.

Listen you fucking... okay, I'm going to try not to get personal. Your first few sentences are absolutely horse shit of the lowest order. There were many, many of us on here who were complaining about the same exact shit we're all complaining about now during the successful run. And what were we told then? That we were negative bastids who can't appreciate anything. Everything you're hearing right now has been said a billion times by many since Pardew took over -- yes, even during the season we finished 5th. Nothing has changed under this fucknit and nothing will, because he hasn't improved. He's the same negative snakeoil salesman he's been since he took over, a shit manager plucked from obscurity by a regime that belongs there. It's Spudil http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/2270397/samuel-jackson-shark-o.gif

9th or 10th imo

tbh I feel like jacking everything including this place, atm anyway until Ashley et al just fuck off...and die preferably.

I find the comments made about his attitude hard to take seriously when last year we had Cabaye (As much as I rate) refusing to play for a club that pays him a kings ransom; and gets played without question.

Perspective? 4 seasons of utter failure in the domestic cups, complaints from the manger ad nauseam about the one decent European run and the ownership showing a complete lack of ambition. I have plenty enough to make me sick tbh.

FB NUFC Supporters group has lots of comments from the sublime to the ridiculous 'We shouldn't be thinking of winning anything... Support , real support, is about ups and downs and staying behind your team...' What rot.