Darth Crooks

http://www.hatem-benarfa.com/uploads/images/ps_561144_foot_012.jpg 'mmmrrr....rrrrr..rhubarb, rhubarb...mmrrr....aaggh...thunderbastard against blackburn....m-reh, rrrr...aghhh...then I ran from the half way line....nyaghhh-rrrrr-rrr-rrr..put ramires on his chuds....rrrrr-yahhh...got bally well picked for France...mmmmr- rhubarb, rhubarb....rrrrrryahhh!...though I have to say...at the time...I was very...very drunk'

Las Malvinas is technically Europe though?

Apparently O'Neill isn't happy about him doing this interview, either. a simple no comment would have done Manages to stomach living in the home of the union flag though; the bell. This sectatianism is a foolish business.

Aye. Bar that throw in I don't have much of an axe to grind. He's just not very good.

'To a point I see Ben Arfa' What a prize fucking goon that makes him

Just bobbed in to talk about Jonas...but I appear to be in the wormy's job thread. My mistake chaps. As you were...

http://i45.tinypic.com/auy1vl.png Smug hatem is smug

Shocked. but not quite as shocked as some of the fleet street doom mongerers. A lot of lazy journalism and its been no surprise to many on here of the standard of football were capable of playing. Very carthartic experience indeed all in all.

He's a brilliant stopper. Which is great. Just can't have to many of them in your back 4 without looking one dimensional. Bolster the full back position with someone with guile and intelligence and I'm more than happy to keep him in this stopper role. It works well amongst the right formula.

To be fair if you've got players like Ben Arfa and Cisse doing things with a ball in the ways that they have this season. People are going to want to see that on TV. Unless you like seeing SunderCatts scything through players whilst wes brown punts it up to some loanee who can't wait to get away then yeah they'd have a point.

I know right?

All the best 'cuntenkrands'

Cabbs for me like

He's not Iniesta, no. But average on his best day? That's harsh. On his day he can get past a man and cause problems. If thats average it'll do for me.

Mental indeed.....me second cousin wrote a ballad ffs THE BOONCE IN GEORDIE'S STEP. Tha's a boonce in geordie's step the day, You'd think he,d rubber feet. Wey ye cannit blame the bugga , After warry seen last neet! Wa roadshow went to Chelsea, And wi played them off the park. Wiv not been at the races there, Since Noah built his Arc. We are a polished outfit. And wa playin oot wa skins. The was a time we'd awnly dream aboot, These stylish away wins! I've never seen a better brace, Two wonder strikes indeed. Cech's face a proper picture, When they both whizzed past his heed! The rest can now take this as notice, The status quo will take it hard. They'll now no longer get their way, There's been a changing of the guard. Wa expectations have been far surpassed, You've done wi prood and how. Here's longing that it's gonna last And Papa Cisse take a bow!! Thas a boonce in Geordie's step the day, He's made up, awer the moon. Cos next season he'll be Europe bound, With the team we call "The Toon"

Those drawings remind me of when I used to colour my subbuteo players who were black with permanent marker...Andy Cole looked like a burns victim

The cissassin or the assissé?

tbf he always seemed good on the ball, he just wasn't effective because of his difficult transition from the championship. It was evidnt from even his worst appearances he had a decent touch. Williamson and simpson on the other hand have always looked as if they are in possession of the ball whilst trying to stamp out a bushfire.

He helps Williamson out no end. We can carry one weaker player not two. Williamson is an out and out stopper, nowt more, provided you have ball players to compliment that then thats fine. What we've had is two stoppers occupying the right hand side which nullifies any creativity from the back. Williamson is fine at what he does best, though in conjunction with simpson serves to highlight the flaws of both.

I have now and form henceforth refer to him as the 'highspeed online Perch engine' as well he deserves that name or the 'Perch of Jesus Christ and Latter Day saints'. Both equally fitting of the demi-god he is.

Still waiting on my williamson 80 yard header for the win...think we'll get pasted though. Mind you I said that about last night.

Who tried to clatter him from behind only for him to stop them dead with his arse and then keck and then carry on searing up theiddle. Classy as.

Ah ok Aye but Perch blatantly quantum leaped into his body and did that himself. No other explanation.