Darth Crooks

People should drop this 'I can't believe I'm saying this' business. He's clearly a a decent player.

I wish Harry Knadsack would just hurry up and burst into a quivering mess so he can should his malformed trap. He looks like something out of The Thing. Fuck Spurs man. Piss me off now end...I wish Kurt Russell would come along and flamethrow the lot of them.

More like the fact it is more than just a bit minstrelesque. Racial innit fam?

Two words. 4 syllables. Shefki kuqi.

When you see an agent you do what we do...run. Ignore them demba.

France are gonna be some boys like

Black is white. End of.

Hes a painful relic pf a newcastle gone by and one not missed. Let just get rid.

You could name several who replaced that appalling midfield not long back....I'm ust going to nominate the entire midfield following on from Butt, Smith, Geremi et al

The class thing is baffling. Still there not the only ones I suppose...the West Ham/Liverpool way. Although I doubt as dictionary defintion that Sunderland epitomise it.

Glad it wasn't just me who noticed the uncanny resemblance between jonas and Peter suttcliffe

He is/was absolute shit and I'll be happy to see rid...ecstactic in fact. No hatred or stick involved. Completely shocking as a footballer following his serious injury; an observation made purely on a football basis. Couldn't really give a real assessment on him as a character...seemed honest enough as a professional...but theres no two ways about it. He's put in some of the worst performances I've ever seen in the colours.

Ey, mambo, mambo Amalfitano Watch him go Romain Amalfitano etc...

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/08/09/article-1205371-0600DF6C000005DC-205_233x328.jpg http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01781/alan-pardew_1781934b.jpg

'Ba ba Amalfitano'?

How many nuns does he need to get up the stairs?

http://i45.tinypic.com/24wrqpw.png 'we'll gan to the mags proper snaykey liike a saycret agent and fly wa banner. FTM! EDL! etc...'

Aye but they're equal in the sense that they managed to get one over on Robben

What the fuck is going on?

To me he looked solid enough, not that I've seen him much. But we would need another fullback if he's going to miss a lot of games. Still, in Carr we trust. Wouldn't count on Stephen Carr in that position these days like...

A born eyjot....very apt

Those forums are full of cocks with shite crack - reminds me of 04.30 in this video

Joey is but a plank. What a prize arsehole.

I am most dissapointed by Saylor's fitness

Player of the Season : Colo Most Disappointing Player : Best Game Attended : Stoke (H) Best Result : 2-0 Liverpool Goal Of The Season: Tough to call that like...Cisse v Chelsea pips it for sheer 'wut' value Best Signing: Papiss Best Prospect: Santon. No doubt Best Solo Performance: Cabaye v Stoke