Darth Crooks

I knew that ffs...I like the way you pick me up on Robbie Williams but not Slash

Tony Pulis, Peter Crouch, Stanley Matthews, the British pottery industry, Slash, Robbie fucking Williams, the river Trent...your boys just took one hell of a beating.

His cellmates fatboy and slim will be fucking in Evan

I won't Ched a tear

How tiote is pronounced on FIFA

What's he cut his hair with. A knife and fork?

Sol Campb....oh FUUUUUUUU...

I regret nothing. I missed an op to change the background to 'liam-o' mind.

http://i42.tinypic.com/al3fwg.jpg Never lay down that gauntlet again...

Any self respecting, witty fans like us would have nicknamed him Sundercatts and given him the appropriate song...however as a stinking mag I will remain at their level and dub him affectionately 'dirty rotten cunt.'

What the fucking blue hell are they going on about with this FTM/SMB shite? They're both quite clearly insults. Weak/strong as you care to argue. Thick as a bulls dick the lot of them.

'Mathematically'

Also why would you rub your eyes if someone told you something?

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My favourite author as a kid was rotary dial

If 'sess' did that he'd be seen as the second coming. Not that good. I was young then but I bet they spouting the same tired shite about Ginola and Robert

I'll go for no tbh...the nufc laws of physics wont allow it.

I'll nail my gauntlet to the mast with all my eggs on the block and say that this is possibly probable...probably.

He's cack. Don't necessarily want to see him sold though.

The only way you wouldn't want him in your team is if you were one of those self-flagellating monks who find peace and elightenment from using spiked garters...and belt-sanding their knackers...I dunno. I don't do religion.

Sly double negative there wayne. bitter kernt.

That'll be down to pards rather than the big man himself. Let the love in continue

Seems much better as a stopper with tiote in front of him. Gives him more options than passing to simpson or ba k to krul