Darth Crooks

Mental indeed.....me second cousin wrote a ballad ffs THE BOONCE IN GEORDIE'S STEP. Tha's a boonce in geordie's step the day, You'd think he,d rubber feet. Wey ye cannit blame the bugga , After warry seen last neet! Wa roadshow went to Chelsea, And wi played them off the park. Wiv not been at the races there, Since Noah built his Arc. We are a polished outfit. And wa playin oot wa skins. The was a time we'd awnly dream aboot, These stylish away wins! I've never seen a better brace, Two wonder strikes indeed. Cech's face a proper picture, When they both whizzed past his heed! The rest can now take this as notice, The status quo will take it hard. They'll now no longer get their way, There's been a changing of the guard. Wa expectations have been far surpassed, You've done wi prood and how. Here's longing that it's gonna last And Papa Cisse take a bow!! Thas a boonce in Geordie's step the day, He's made up, awer the moon. Cos next season he'll be Europe bound, With the team we call "The Toon"

Those drawings remind me of when I used to colour my subbuteo players who were black with permanent marker...Andy Cole looked like a burns victim

The cissassin or the assissé?

tbf he always seemed good on the ball, he just wasn't effective because of his difficult transition from the championship. It was evidnt from even his worst appearances he had a decent touch. Williamson and simpson on the other hand have always looked as if they are in possession of the ball whilst trying to stamp out a bushfire.

He helps Williamson out no end. We can carry one weaker player not two. Williamson is an out and out stopper, nowt more, provided you have ball players to compliment that then thats fine. What we've had is two stoppers occupying the right hand side which nullifies any creativity from the back. Williamson is fine at what he does best, though in conjunction with simpson serves to highlight the flaws of both.

I have now and form henceforth refer to him as the 'highspeed online Perch engine' as well he deserves that name or the 'Perch of Jesus Christ and Latter Day saints'. Both equally fitting of the demi-god he is.

Still waiting on my williamson 80 yard header for the win...think we'll get pasted though. Mind you I said that about last night.

Who tried to clatter him from behind only for him to stop them dead with his arse and then keck and then carry on searing up theiddle. Classy as.

Ah ok Aye but Perch blatantly quantum leaped into his body and did that himself. No other explanation.

Ran with the ball at times...what a night. incredible

Any news on catts...er tiote?

Added so much more to that right hand side. Excellent player.

incroyable

Aye but his pwonunciation will be cwap in every one...fnarfnar

Machemistry...where they take two unrelated elements (Buying Craig Gardner and Wayne Bridge and then adding 'green mags' to the concoction) and produce a brand new compound of massive shite.

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Ryan fucking Taylor. Nice bloke and honest pro but that horor show against sturridge that time gives me cold sweats.

I concur with that cunt.

The radio gaga one is good How my kinks Shola one didn't take off first is criminal. Like them both though.

Be happy with that like...I really do think perch would negate the punt it mentality of the right hand side with his confidence on the right hand side. Think Jonas in the middle is great though when everyone is on form.

Nah. No way. No way we qualify. Na.

Curtis Good? He is good. Get him on a free'd be good.

He was incredibly unlucky not to score the stoke game btw. May have changed the complxion of the discussion if he'd knocked one in that day.

Why would you want to see a great club like Coventry destroyed. No matter how much I slate them I would want sunderland to go under.