Darth Crooks

Can't get excited one way or the other about this...He is a body at least.

'Living in a bubble of shit'

It'll be a be black mark for me like...we'll definitely know what he values then. If he does of course. I'll adopt some Sifu type optimism for this one.

We seem quite happy with 2 at the back anyway

That team just has so much more going for it imo opinion. Two full backs confident on the ball and able to put a foot in. The latter is bound to happen though.

With his faith in Raylor. I woudn't put it past him to crowbar him in aheadd of Krul. Should be well behind Santon and even Shane Ferguson imo. Far better footballers. Shift him in ahead of Simpson if he has to.

How do you ride a tightrope

Yeah but he is crap and I agree with anyone who has this opinion. He's not 'ok' in the sense that he isn't good enough. Not being pedantic or anything I don't see much wrong with having this POV. Top bloke and professional; just not very effective at all.

You want to play Jonas in a free central role? No, not especially - as hinted in bold. Though I think a more flexible midfield in general would be useful provided we try to play using it and not playing it long.

Not saying its my first choice like, just don't think it's that ridiculous. The standard of football was better when he and Ben Arfa played in that style in that instance. Have no clue about the stats regarding chances but definitely seemed to produce more incisive and possession based football.

It's all when and good talking about learning from other pros, but ultimately you don't learn a great deal without playing time...be it him getting it at this level or lower. Reckon he could be a great footballing full back.

Jonas had one alreet there when called upon. Last time he and Ben Arfa played together with them working fluidly, it was great. I would honestly try anything than persist with limited player and fearful tactics.

Nah... http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/8986/ameobistatues.jpg Knock down the millenium bridge and have two of these in honour of the brothers of destruction either side of the tyne though...

Blimey she looks a bit youthful ...Unlike bentner who never lookth the leathht bit youthful....Fnar fnar

I'm all for footballers fo being down to Earth but a Sinclair C5? I've seen sportier looking Segways.

Pretty much the nail on the proverbial

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Wheres the love for this at?

Never heard of a 'take on 'like

Satan - Up There (+ lyrics)

Nice invite for open-minded and sensitive debate there Neesy lad, lovely stuff. Try to be a bit more assertive with your points though.

He's effective when not required to play every week. I actually think he's a decent, intellignet enough player. He's just fucked in every game if played in sucession. Physical wreck.

Hasn't realised yet that the terms of his contract are in Yen. ...crafty auld dekkah!

Preach nagger, preach

Whether he's the reason we're sixth or not. I still think he's full of shite a lot of the time.