Darth Crooks

Just did a mock up exhibition match on FIFA as a prediction...not looking good lads. 4-1 it is.

http://sfdebris.com/voyager/images/e894i1.jpg 'Howay lads, cut me some slack eh?'

They still peddling such bollocks? How on earth do they believe that. Sessegnon is the only player of any real quality they have.

Reminds me of an old Jordan from Eastenders

Six shooters wasn't it on Sun?

I thought it was his full name in the song?

How would a stepladder help I use my real ladder to be honest. I'm not on speaking terms with my step-ladder. The arsehole.

Simpson and williamson mean we're getting nowt i'm afraid. That said I will stick with my usual prediction of a williamson 40 yard header as first scorer.

definition of poacher

Charlotte Perch

Perchtua Cop

Winston Perchill

I'd have promised to grill and eat my own scrot if we were where we're at this stage of the season. Glad I never took that one up

Perch and destroy tactics.

http://gifs.gifbin.com/082009/1249977126_dramatic_black_woman.gif ...Glad you had a productive and successful afternoon

Needless slating of Obertan to save face? Check. Not a faultless display but worlds apart from the Blackburn showing. Guthrie is superb.

We've looked alright. I just don't really have much faith in Simspon or Williamson.

He can fly! That'll be handy

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Did I tell you about my Abey? Well, he comes around 6 feet four From his fivehead to the ground Comes around here Just about extra time Makes me feel so good Makes me feel extra fine And his name is OH-BER-TAN! G-A-B-R-I-EL OH-BER-TAN! G-A-B-R-I-EL OO-BER-TAN! DOO-DOO - DOO-DER - DOO- DER, DOO-DOO - DOO-DER - DOO- DER, DOO-DOO - DOO-DER - DOO- DER

Sewelly. Massive thumbs up

Worried about simpson and williamson again like. Having shite strikers and weakened midfield didn't help. Great result though. Impressed with Obertan as an impact player.

Definite impact sub material. Brilliant stuff