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Darth Crooks

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  1. Perch and destroy tactics.
  2. http://gifs.gifbin.com/082009/1249977126_dramatic_black_woman.gif ...Glad you had a productive and successful afternoon
  3. Needless slating of Obertan to save face? Check. Not a faultless display but worlds apart from the Blackburn showing. Guthrie is superb.
  4. We've looked alright. I just don't really have much faith in Simspon or Williamson.
  5. He can fly! That'll be handy
  6. Did I tell you about my Abey? Well, he comes around 6 feet four From his fivehead to the ground Comes around here Just about extra time Makes me feel so good Makes me feel extra fine And his name is OH-BER-TAN! G-A-B-R-I-EL OH-BER-TAN! G-A-B-R-I-EL OO-BER-TAN! DOO-DOO - DOO-DER - DOO- DER, DOO-DOO - DOO-DER - DOO- DER, DOO-DOO - DOO-DER - DOO- DER
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    Alan Pardew

    Sewelly. Massive thumbs up
  8. Worried about simpson and williamson again like. Having shite strikers and weakened midfield didn't help. Great result though. Impressed with Obertan as an impact player.
  9. Definite impact sub material. Brilliant stuff
  10. Bit backward isn't? terrible like but wtf?
  11. You deserve to be castrated. You sirrah do deserve to be shotteth with shit
  12. 2 defensive players confident on the ball? Nah fuck that.
  13. Ade's no mag....Mariappa's got a brand new bag ...to keep this season's Watford kit in
  14. Could say that about 3/4 of our back for tbh. FWIW I'd sooner see the likes of Abeid play who seems a genuine talent. I just don't understand the level of vitriol he gets in comparison to some of the others who are just as bad/average if not worse. The reality is we have a very shaky back 4 without Colo or Saylor that makes getting ample defensive depth an absolute must. The fact we've lost each time he's played a bit part says nowt. I can't remember a significant mistake he's made so far this season bar the Chelsea criticism, in a game which we Raylor got raped and Colo played with a crippled back.
  15. It's because horizontal stripes make you look short and vertical ones make you look taller, and black is very slimming #hahgay
  16. Perch has contributed positively whilst played out of position too. Everyone knows he's not a centre half and produced some decent unsung stuff. There were even flashes of this in the Chelsea game. Which ended up as a completely unfair reflection of our performance. He's been decent as midfield cover when required. Not saying he's miles better but I think its been unfair that this lad gets dogs abuse after a couple of dodgy games and done alright in bit part appearances afterward, whilst the likes of Raylor, Williamson and Simpson get an easier time of it whilst being arguably similar in terms of their skill and effectiveness. He's not as bad as people like yourselves a making out; decent enough squad player imo.
  17. He's not even that bad man...he's no worse than the likes of Raylor
  18. It is so frustrating that we would likely have been in the top four and in both cups still if we had shown a bit of ambition and kept Carrol and Enrique. Liverpool would have been nowhere. How strange it is to have a Billionaire owner with no interest in his team.
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    sunderland

    if they had one more point than us, one more in a crowd, one more goal, they will make a statue to him, they will be wanking in his brief.
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