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Pretty sure the basis for nearly ll the goals has stemmed from the right side. Willliamson, Simpson, Obertan is going to see you drop off quite quickly. The former two are the crux of the problem for me. Very worrying.

Was just thinking that. Although we're a better footballing side than last season we do miss Barton's ability to take a game by the scruff of the neck. Or equally Kev would have been chasing shadows against a rapid midfield and Joey might have taken Parker by the scruff of the neck just as much as he may have the game. Pointless speculating. The leadership needs to come from the top...i.e taking the opportuities of getting adequate defensive cover in Jan. That was well blown obviously.

Thing is these are no great shakes at the back so far. We need to wake the fuck up in our yard.

Been a long time coming with this as a long term fixture I'm afraid. Nice as they both seem.

If between each 'Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. na-na' there was a 'TOON!' It would sound mint imo.

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What could possibly go wrong. That tie fucking long enough like?!

Football folk really have no concept of what is acceptable in the real world do they?

Can't believe the Coloccini craic like. He struggle not to get in the top 3 centre halves let alone top 10. 'Middling' he ain't

Any Skyrim gags been cracked about this yet? I let the kids at school get wind of the fact that I play it and now its that stupid meme gag all the time. Anyway, poor Besty.

Aye it's a complete myth that surrounds the championship as a tough league. The name itself gives you a clue to how hard they try to maintain that notion. Guthrie on the other hand is your typical, hard working, professional premier league player. Get him on board the CL gravy train!

Just did a mock up exhibition match on FIFA as a prediction...not looking good lads. 4-1 it is.

http://sfdebris.com/voyager/images/e894i1.jpg 'Howay lads, cut me some slack eh?'

They still peddling such bollocks? How on earth do they believe that. Sessegnon is the only player of any real quality they have.

Reminds me of an old Jordan from Eastenders

Six shooters wasn't it on Sun?

I thought it was his full name in the song?

How would a stepladder help I use my real ladder to be honest. I'm not on speaking terms with my step-ladder. The arsehole.

Simpson and williamson mean we're getting nowt i'm afraid. That said I will stick with my usual prediction of a williamson 40 yard header as first scorer.

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Charlotte Perch

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I'd have promised to grill and eat my own scrot if we were where we're at this stage of the season. Glad I never took that one up