Darth Crooks

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/4931/smithb.png 'Burrrr....Maradona?....slobber' He wasn't a patch on the Becknbaur Ramage partnership tbh.

she's not bad either...I'd proper do her as Leon like...I'd call it Bestiality

He's shed a few lbs to be fair to the lad

The 'Drake' attempt failed then

just disproportionately pissed myself at that

Was always going to have a QPR/ mark hughes...oooh what can he do? slant to it all wasnt it?

'Yeah bro, that wiz me. Really Regriting now though, ow. Eurgh!' http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSCwItEj4jsN84Htr6687E2X82dXDEQ0b9zO15-e84Ia4o2GjkKyQ

My printed nigeria shirt in honour of him doesn't seem to have spurred him on as I'd hoped

Never hindered this chap like... http://www.premierleagueheroes.co.uk/communities/2/004/008/595/722/images/4552286964.jpg

Was on target wasn't it? It wasn't clear cut by any means. Not sure it was criticism worthy is my point.

Was the last player we needed in that situation He nearly scored you berk

Aye would have been a beaut. Ol' statto el twatto Wilkins was adamant Best's goal was the only shot target though?

Wasn't that bad at all tbh. Certainly not the worst i've seen all season. Good to see certsain players providing us with compentence in other positions.

I enjoyed ESPN's David Pleat's slightly pervy sounding comment of Jonas 'has a big heart and a fiiiine set of lungs'

Premier league journeyman experience ftw. tbh Taylor did attend the merseyside version of clairefontaine. Ludicrous.

Barbara Ann The Beach Boys Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba-Obertan... Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba-Obertan... (key change) Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba-Obertan... (key change) Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba-Obertan... Oh Obertan, Just beat your man. You got me frothing an' a moaning Now Hatem's benched despite him scoring; Oh Obertan... Ba-ba-ba, Ba-Obertan.

Wrexham because Kazenga is bound to play out of his skin and bite us on the arse...those bunch of arse biters down there will.

I fucking hate scrot chops like

7 millions pounds worth of strawberry syrup every yer for the rest of his life and he'll not budge come hell nor high water...make it happen

Demba-stards. Das ist nicht gut.

Probably started out as a film replica but years of Argentine scrot vinegar has altered it to the unique form you see today

Great way to celebrate what in the end turned out to be a deserved win. Turn it in with the one-upmanship and just glibly enjoy two great team performances over the last 2 games.

Mask worthy Thunderbastard?

Hampton Court maze has less corners than we've had ffs

Thunder, thunder, thunderbastard! HO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!