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To be honest if he is going to take the piss in the manner he has and wrongly call it an arena...he might as well go all out. The Sports Direct Death Star or Casa Del Sports Direct

Turn it in with this, man. It was funny at first.

The potential provided by near endless combinations of words in the English language cannot even begin to fathom the level of bellend that Phil Thompson is....and the rest of them bar Stelling tbh

I noticed new ones at the wolves game, in the gallowgate and leezers I am waiting to see how they manage to put up more SD advertising in the Milburn. TV is showing more shots from the Strawberry Corner and the Milburn is seriously lacking in SD signage compared to the rest of the stadium. Maybe it is time to piss off more sponsors and remove the names from the front of the corporate boxes. The thing is there is probably little point in other sponsors buying advertising space because anything else is totally overshadowed by SD. Unless it was something equally as garish as SD, would it even be noticed? The stadium is starting to resemble his tacky shops everyday with the way he stick up sale signs all over the windows with no space spared. It really annoys me when they talk about having to find new revenue streams when it would appear they are less than enthusiastic in attracting new advertising revenue. I wouldn't let it get to you. Once the fact people accept they are barefaced liars then you start to be able to differentiate what is being domne for the club's benefit and what is not. None of this is at all. Like somebody said; if he was bothered about the stature of the club and being respected in football then he could have quite easily. The only gripe I woulld have had then is CB cover. Alternatively we have this obnoxious shite to contend with.

Watched this sexual bastard speak English on SSN for the first time today. What he was saying just made the fact he exists even better

If this lad is worse than Raylor at LB then we should let him go regardless.

Rather him over Simpson if we're being honest. Obviously meaning Santon to RB. Scrappy sort with a bit of pace and skill. Rather have him in the side over Simpson. I'd rather have conjoined twins than that pairing at the right at the minute mind.

Why are they so obsessed with mixed first elevens?

Wenger's going to love that lofted ball to the opposition. What a fucking tool. Not having that...nah...shirley?

He's certainly not going to be cover the next three seasons though is he, and might be first choice for all five? He's also our captain and arguably the most consistent player at the club in terms of form and fitness. Colo's the sort of player that others want to come and play alongside, he's worth it. http://img857.imageshack.us/img857/8919/loreal.png

Fergie LB please, Benny on the wingy please

Yes! 'It's a normal process!' Something normal at out our club!

8th. Perhaps.

I always groan like. He's not got enough imo to assert himself on a game and typifies the neagative approach we're going into games with. Battle hard to stop teams creating at the expense of our own creativity and hope for a free kick or corner for Raylor to score or Ba to nod in. Doesn't seem to be working. Of late at least.

Honestly, take away the 'over the wall' blinkers off for a second and what does he offer really besides huff and puff?

Must demotivate players when told to inhibit themselves. Reckon this affects performances? I do.

Far too many of them in the game. You could argue when the stakes are as high as they are in this league then theres a case for it. Though me, myself and I all know that that logic will get you fucking nowhere.

We haven't had balance all season man...and Raylor does not provide that. Lots of hard graft (commendable) and a chance of a decent free kick. Nice professional bloke but if good football was about that then we'd have a first 11 of mediocre players. He's even ropier at the back. Like I said nice chap; like him but hes a professional squad player to me.

Be a travesty if this lad leaves and the option is between the Meekon; inconsistent but pacey at best and Blakey from on the buses; who is poo but cracks in the odd free kick once in a blue moon.

Dunno about sheep but some of that is horseshit.

a rape charge of mackems

Same with mine (from the leicestershire border, 20 miles away) and a brummie accent...no bugger can tell the difference. Bostin! Still if I heard someone from the wirral, I would still call them scouse. It's always quite subtle if your not from the area. Years of my NEfamily griefing mackems has kept me fairly enlightened though.

Okay, maybe the last sentence was clumsy but I guess I meant that Ashley feels he owes us nothing; 'A kind of how dare you call me FCB - I bailed you lot out kind of mentality.' I've been pleased in many ways and how aspects of transfer policy are being conducted (CB would've been most helpful, but I guess that's not massively relevant). I just don't see any logic behind this decision however; other than to wind us up.

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