Darth Crooks

They paint the pigeon?

If he's managed (sorry head-coached) by back-of-spoon-face it doesn't matter anywhere. Be another Ben Arfa, Marveux, Cabella.

Fuck they on about Sunderland for?

‘I will be in charge of transfers’

Just realised a Chinese there isn’t the same as a Chinese here. Fat fuck.

Tom Hanks seems a nice bloke. Doesn’t qualify him to coach elite level football.

Here we gan. Stop press. Doons found ‘the one’. Whey Yippee ky fucking ay for ye smug kernt

It’s alright saying that but the manager/head coach doesn’t operate in a vacuum. Similarly why the ‘support the team...’ rhetoric doesn’t hold water. His appointment will get attacked by virtue of Ashley being criticised.

I don’t get why he’s not hounded out of town

Finally spent the Andy Carroll money then

He’ll do shite under a balls manager

Still treat my itching despite clap being a problem. On the Bruce situation I have no opinion

Worth bearing in mind it’s not even the worst thing he said in that interview - he labelled fans negative. Was a mistep but he’s just a young lad

?If you change your Mike, I’m a bloke you’ll like. Brucie won’t come free - Dejphon Chansiri...?

Best thing to do is block talksport from your life

It’s almost as if they are aggravating you to call in to a premium number by only letting the most extreme opposites of logical views on first eh?

Nufc killed my love of wider football tbh

Not surprised when the police look like they take the hostages

Self immolate

Basically a knackered Antonio fargas

http://www.imfdb.org/images/c/ca/Anchorman003.jpg

More like Maxine Carr’s pick

Who did the image of the Bruce belly face way back?

No we didn’t. Perhaps if we weren’t utter bitches for a decade we would be treated with a bit of notice.