Darth Crooks

Aye but we’re not pretending we’re signing players

Sports direct is fucking shit

I do long for the day I get to bot Mike Ashley

Peace and fucking. Keep it foolish.

Mexico?

Curiousth to know where Krafth playth?

It's practically lifted from Ashley's interview the other week - if he wants to talk about being on the same page then it shouldn't be the one in Ashley's playbook. He doesn't have to slag him off, in the same way he shouldn't comment about what paying fans should expect.

If we run backwards towards our own goal at all times to a man, no one is getting their backsides kicked under Brucie

Comparing Rafa's past record with Steve Bruce's with a straight face. I think I know what that'll 'be about' comparatively.

Funny. He said something quite different via the same medium. https://talksport.com/football/513316/rafael-benitez-newcastle-matt-ritchie/

You're as big as you behave. Being a sleeping giant in a self-induced coma counts for little a la Ayoze's points.

We’ll see when every count is back to being injured as infinitum

‘Newcastle’s policy is shifting again to quality over quantity’ Full on propaganda vehicle now since sheikhover

On the same page as Bruce then eh?

Snobbery

Being a ruthless cunt will only get you so far amongst savvy types

Sweet gig that like his daughter is canny hot

Agree with a lot of this but who gives a fuck what the morlocks think?

Steve Bruce handling agent favour signings with the intent of selling them for a profit ASAP to the backdrop of a SD billboard? Absolutely buzzing.

Yes he is not

Bronchitis will take him before then

Mind you. It’s funny that people hold what essentially a bunch of amateurs more to account than the club. Mick martins ego brought the boycott down

He’ll do well. Bruce being a balloon and all.

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