MKSC

Payment sent.

I'm in, but I will be allowing my two teenage boys to pick and run the team, so if it comes dead last it is fuck all to do with me.

So I assume all our football hipsters (you know who you are) are pulling for Atleti tonight?

Whoever runs the club twitter account is just sitting there laughing there tits off at all those replies, they put the hook out and it got bitten off. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Silly Geordies. BITE BITE BITE CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP. Bunch of cunts.

If I'm throwing my not inconsiderable weight behind a team I am damn sure I'm going to pick one that regularly wins things. Why on earth would i want to pick a team like NUFC? So I can torture myself some more? Fuck that. Bring me some trophies mother fuckers.

Just the four who have turned out for us this season. Maybe one who will be here next season.

Managers being sacked for under performing and owners selling up for the good of the club as they have lost interest. Meanwhile, on Tyneside...................... Nah. Nothing. Nada. Nowt. Zip. Zero. Fuck all.

I don't really agree with the idea of B teams and it would likely be very unworkable. I do applaud them for trying to come up with something though but in reality the simplest thing to do would be pour hundreds of billions in to grassroots football, coaching and youth development whilst simultaneously scrapping PL-PL loans and loaning out any over 21's thus preventing big clubs hoarding fuck loads of top players. They are trying too hard to be innovative.

The nonce? http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/01/06/article-2257960-16C3A3B6000005DC-911_468x308.jpg

193. Missed a couple I should have got. Chimbonda ffs. When did that happen?

"Having played and captained the club and observed the years since, I would say that my knowledge might be slightly more in-depth than the average person." I hate this attitude that is always thrown out by ex-pro's. So anyone who hasn't been in the world of professional football automatically knows fuck all about it. It's such a massive pile of bullshit. There are some former pro's who are so unbelievably thick I wouldn't trust them to sit the right way on a toilet let alone talk me through the virtues of a fluid 4-3-3 system where the attacking midfielder at the point of the diamond interchanges with the central striker.

I'm a moderate pavement user, to be fair.

Your word is horrible.

FYP

Wullie, that is fantastic. Hope it gets spread around as there are plenty who could do with reading that.

Not bad that.

City definitely worried about ballsing it up here, they aren't settled at all. FWIW, 14th, a final and a double over them would be infinitely more satisfying than half a season of dross with a few decent results followed by half a season of soul destroying anti football.

Anyone see that the window licker has written a piece about why pardew has to go. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/lee-ryder-seven-steps-led-7077091?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter That is fairly similar to this, written by our own Ketsbaia. http://marcjobling.wordpress.com/2014/04/25/nufc-10-reasons-why-alan-pardew-must-go/ No suggestion he ripped any off of course, yr'honour, none at all.

Just imagine, a year and a half ago we'd have been delighted with this. If he gets back to form then I guess I'm happy but I doubt I could cope with Willoccini still being our CB pairing come August. MYM will be peddled after this for sure.

Ohhh dear.

Dean Cain from the superman TV series would be me. That much is a cast iron certainty.

Graham used to be heavily involved down at Hampton & Richmond a few years ago. Put a few bob in there and then sold all his shares (about 35%) to the Supporters trust for £1. Thoroughly good chap and has a decent wedge but he can't finance them forever. They would seriously need to draw in some support and get close to 3k through the gate to make it work.

The majority of conference players are full time but they don't earn much, like £500 p/week or less, and most will only be on one year deal. If they don't get resigned they are off. Also there is fuck all money about in that league or L2, most successful teams have a large fanbase (ex-league teams) or someone putting the cash in. It is hardly the glamorous football life.

They would get more in the league and the away followings will be bigger. Won't be that much bigger mate. Most clubs in L2 (likes of Pompey excepted) will take less than 500 to away games. Some as few as 50. They will always struggle with midweek home games due to the travelling.

May pop along myself, although I have actually been to a Gateshead game before. As an away fan though. They'll be fucked if they get up though. No way they'll survive L2 on less than 1k gates.