Ameritoon

I like the implication that footballers have suddenly developed a conscious and won't accept millions from a Saudi-owned club.

Yeah DeAndre Yedlin played for us so I get it

Think about all the shirts we'll sell when we sign him. I'm sure Oldtype will buy at least 5 of them

Shit fake tournament and a shit idea tbh, it's just unworkable even if every federation were on the same page and schedule. Instead we're going to run some of the most talented players in the world into the ground so a few thousand people can watch them run around NFL stadiums during Midwestern summers.

I hate that so many of you are watching this fake tournament. Go read a book or do heroin or something productive.

Our first ever Gold Cup thread happening when the tournament is at its most irrelevant

I would love a player's strike but can't see it happening without a strong union or a contingent of star players who were behind the cause. Most players getting absolutely no education doesn't help with that.

He should have to wear his helmet on the touchline

Only been to Brighton for maybe 8 hours but I doubt I'll go back. Way too kitschy and rock beaches

I would.probably mark an attacker that close to goal but that's just me

Only someone who wears really cool coats would make this thread

Going to have to make the trip over for a CL game this time. Up the N-O Mags

We fucking love an anticlimactic CL qualification

Pathetic