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Hayden's minute on the ground has come.

Yeah I'm not very high on Darlow, but jesus

So this is what it's like to be the better team for a half. what a feeling

wooooo!!!!!!

A missile that take an entire summer to get there too

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I'll take whatever at this point

Dembele had something like 20 assists last season. He's still a little raw, but he's going to be very good. Not the worst way for them to use the Neymar money.

https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/global-club-soccer-rankings/ 139 and NETD

Of course I've never felt so powerful

Sterling hasn't developed at all as a finisher. Not sure how you can actually be that bad at it.

Eh? Getting prepared to challenge for the ball? Wasn't even close to being a card. He looked at him, then shoved his shoulder into him before attempting to play it. It's never a yellow card, but he was already on one, no reason for it, especially when Madley is averse to all contact. He's setting him up for challenge. Not even a foul. The ball wasn't even going there, he just needlessly shoved into him then ran left where the ball was actually falling. Like I said, it's not a card, but it's stupid from someone already on s yellow.

Eh? Getting prepared to challenge for the ball? Wasn't even close to being a card. He looked at him, then shoved his shoulder into him before attempting to play it. It's never a yellow card, but he was already on one, no reason for it, especially when Madley is averse to all contact.

Soft, but he knew what he was doing. Idiot

Get in Reina now

Despite this hilarious mishap, I'd be interested in what site this was. Haven't found the black shirt on the few snide websites I know

Lallana's out for a while anyway. If they had been able to pull of any of the transfers for their top targets I'd say they should take it and go after Pulisic or someone. They've failed with that outside of Salah, just doesn't make sense letting him leave this late without any sign of bringing in someone else.

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Bayern nicked their best 2 players in the summer for bench duties. Can't have those pesky upstart clubs enjoying their success for too long.

Feel bad for Hoffenheim, look decent, got a tough draw.

Decent half. Annoying to lose Lejeune though

Dembele and Countinho would both be really good replacements. Hope they don't go though.

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Rafa could really cement his legacy if he's able to offload Jack

A good way to defend yourself is to make up unreasonable things people never asked you to do then say you can't do them.