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Margot Robbie could play Amanda Staveley in the biopic about the takeover in a few years time.

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Graves hosted a Carragher talk-in I went to and made a bunch of self-deprecating Newcastle jokes in front of a crowd of Liverpool fans. Annoyed me. Also he ignored me when he asked if there were any Newcastle fans in the crowd. Dick.

We’re like 1/3 of his job though and he sucks at it. Not sure how he covered Boro or Sunderland

As if they care about that. I mean, it’s basically his one job to get things right and he doesn’t. Assumed they were a paper of some respectability even if it is for Tories. Maybe it’s just because their website doesn’t look like an 8-year old who just discovered clip art made it

It’s weird to me that The Telegraph keeps letting Edwards write for them when he’s constantly wrong about us. Compared to Caulkin, Hope, Downie, etc. his stories are always more negative or flat out wrong. Not sure if it’s him or just his club sources are feeding him bad info because the club still wants him banned. Either way, it’s barely been over 24 hours since we initially found out a deal was almost done. Definitely thought it would at least be a few days before people started the inevitable doom and gloom.

Everyone back to the takeover thread

Awful

Honestly mole, you're being intentionally obtuse here in an effort to not get your hopes up. The fact he mentioned possible news after the Everton match when he hasn't spoken about a takeover like this before tells me there's something in it.

Whiskey can bloat you too, keep an eye on those calories man

That is fucking good

Dude's going to have to learn some SEO techniques

There was always only one result here. I'm convinced that stadium is never coming down.

Would've been nice to see Columbus win it considering everything that's gone down there. Final four expansion cities announced and somehow Detroit is in it despite a last minute switch from a shiny new stadium on prime real estate to a domed NFL stadium. My guess is MLS is holding out hope Gilbert changes his mind or Detroit's bid agrees to try to build a new stadium eventually, Robert Kraft style.

All those liver spots must be seeping into his brain

Comments from so-called professionals like that grind on me. Of course it's his job to know! I listen to Talksport on the way to work and Alan Brazil regularly admits he "didn't see the game" but tries to give his backward opinion anyway. Either do your research or shut the fuck up you pricks! I was wondering about that during the commentary. Obviously these people don't know who half our players are and are commenting on our games having not watched previous matches or done any research. American sports coverage shits all over ours. It's crazy, a lot of pundits in any sport over here get shit on constantly for being awful, but there's none that appear regularly on TV who you could say just don't watch games or do their homework. If someone is going to commentate a game they'll go back and watch the last several matches for each team. Lee Dixon said during the Man Utd game on NBC he hadn't watched much of us and it shocked me. It's literally their job to watch this shit, how do so many get away without doing the basics?

Can't hold onto the ball for more than five seconds, how do you have a collection of professional footballers and none of them can complete a pass?

I'll take it, even with Joselu

Shit tournament, great poster

I mean, we've just four in a row and put in our worst performance of the season. Probably has something to do with it.

Marveaux led us in assists the Europa League season despite only starting a handful of games. If used correctly he could've helped us a lot, but ya know, Pardew.

I've had a lot of fun looking at Everton boards this morning.

We're on it maybe twice a month, probably more coming up in December. Most of the streaming gadgets like AppleTV, Chromecast let you put in on your TV, but otherwise you have use a mobile device. I don't have Gold and am doing fine without it, I suggest not buying it.

It's always nice to read stuff like this just to remember how shit they really are