Ameritoon

Beautiful. What a fucking send off

He's so endearing

wot only took 30 seconds

scared and excited at the same time

Not sure what Jonathan Spector is doing celebrating with Tahiti

I would never do it, but Santon can pull it off I think.

Off the ref, too, that's just cruel

There's no way he knows how to use the internet. I was on his wiki yesterday and it only had the 1994 award down, maybe it's the club trying to rewrite every lie he says.

They're good

I am not worthy

I wonder how many things os eye liner Chicharito goes through in a season?

Scored two penalties so far against Liberia

Worst part is we're clearly being trolled here, Mike and Derek know they can get away with whatever. They have no respect for us as fans or as people.

I was planning on buying a shirt this year, but won't be now, and have cancelled NUFCtv. Not sure what else there really is to do except protest at matches or just hoping JFK gets fucking jumped every time he steps out his front door.

We can only hope it's something terribly illegal. It's fucking bad here.

It's fucking worse than it sounds! How can it be that fucking bad? David Llambias ffs

Not only that, he was out of the game for four years previous to joining us the first time too. That's a few months experience out of 8 years

Is this just...what? It's not even a position we need to fill ffs, let alone to fill it with someone who has already fucking failed at the club. Can only think they're lining him up for the manager job when they sack Pardew. For being such a shrewd businessman Ashley is really a shitty businessman.

Deserved Brazil should've had a few yellows, but Japan were put off physically way too early.

He's shit!

Will miss his hair and that time he tried to carry the ball out against Norwich. Can't believe an adult is allowed to move that slow.

Love seeing him out there for Argentina

Kind of blindly believed he would stay, but not surprised at all either

He definitely has an air of being pretentious, I generally stay away from his columns online, but his books cover subjects I'm not going to find anywhere else. There's probably a reason I stopped reading halfway through Issue 1 of The Blizzard last year, but there's some very good pieces from what I read.